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Floater's Digest

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New York-based zine of asinine hijinx, bawdy literature, poignant fables, and every stripe of imaginative experiment.

Katılım Nisan 2024
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*robbing the masochist bank* put the money in the bag and everyone gets hurt, ok
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SAY! Herodotus SAY! SAY! Herodotus
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friend: hi guy who pants say hi to: you stole that from pants
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Benny Feldman
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Gnomes are very smart despite being very tiny. Phrenologists would love to study their skulls, but the gnomes won't let them - They wear the pointy hat as a deterrent
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I’ve pooped in toilets you wouldn’t even piss in.
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Mark Walsh
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What are the best novels about an artist? I’m thinking along the lines of The Tragic Muse by Henry James, The Masterpiece by Zola and Biography of X by Catherine Lacey…
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licking the ax for last scraps of Santa after ax-murdering and eating Santa >>>>>
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5-6 $12 purchases is often sufficent to deplete a bank account containing $1700
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happy slam yo booty a great many miles into the goddamn earth day
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*with a love against which death is powerless* name for the order?
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John Attridge
John Attridge@John_Attridge·
Happy for the successful athletes but precious metals symbolise humanity's fall into a world of toil and avarice. Far better in my view to reward winners with laurel wreaths, as in the pastoral golden age
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@VeinRichard that's what i was hoping would happen when scientists took pieces of my body but i haven't heard back from them
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Hello
Hello@VeinRichard·
scientists took pieces of my body and ran them through various processes. and they identified 5 key compounds
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my reef researcher roommate is clearly losing his passion for reefs but our relationship is not such that i can offer him any guidance or comfort. reefs are in the slow process of losing a real one.
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redefining the limits of eros with bro
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americans be like what did your case worker get you for the super bowl
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there's no prouder moment in a mother's life than when she has to get the word "impersonator" removed from her "my son is a dwight schrute impersonator" tattoo
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didn't realize brightening your girl's day was a crime
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