princess of new jersey

you told me to play basketball!!!

will why did we leave our command in new york

@Bwebs622 #that team kinda is being considered elite defensively just out of association with the other scrappy teams

A certain team that never makes mistakes just made two mistakes that cost them two runs

Every year we do “the analytics can’t capture this” about a scrappy team that gets the doors blown off of them in October

@YankeesFiles the 2020s rays teams without analytics

RISP splits are astrology for baseball fans

@da_denims saw someone say “they watched clement in the playoffs and all tried to do it too” 😭

@floptara as a jays fan this is a hundo percent true. just not the same approach at the plate anymore like we are watching an entirely different offence. everyone is just ass and the metrics show it

i think the jays will be fine in the long run but i think the media kinda doesn’t really want to admit they overhyped tf out of them in the offseason and still act like the injuries are the only reason for their underperformance

Cover of The New Yorker: “Kings of New York”

@HalSellTheTeam now that cease could be injured i might have to retract this statement but just given how weak the al is they can probs hang around in the wc race

@floptara idk about them being fine, they just aren’t very good. Had them finishing in 4th place before the season

@MoonshotMcBride the mets have lost 200 straight games against the marlins it is an all time record

@floptara Before you continue I’d advise you look at what state they are playing in

they were calling you washed 99 thank you for showing the #haters

@MoonshotMcBride uh oh devin

@floptara That’s just because NBEHTTY

@ChadGreenLover @klew24 fairs

@klew24 @floptara It will fix the Lenyn Sosa shaped hole in our lineup if nothing else

@gman42995 all we have heard is how they win of “fundamentals” yet they have run into so many outs this series (we have too obvi but like that’s not the narrative with us)

People will say the Yankees need to, “be more like the Rays,” when they missed the playoffs the last and haven’t won a playoff series since the fake 2020 season

i really thought a cold rainy day game against a pitcher that has a 0 career era against us would fix everything

if they lose today there is going to be many very disingenuous narratives about how both teams have played this series

just reschedule this game neither team wants to be there

@laxfried like distractingly

ar*nda such an ugly mf

@Bwebs622 i was told the rays are just fundamental demons and we could never compete

Yankees having Fried and Pettitte on the payroll has game changed pickoffs

we got a lucky hit

fudge

already an out with an above .500 xBA