Luke Mason

@CrashGK hi do you supply child's size3 gloves?

@baker148 We're waiting for enough fans to be born to fill it up

Spurs stadium delays are embarrassing now

@baker148 Before I zoomed in on the pic I thought it was @whizz_kid7

The magic of Christmas #kids

@baker148 Yeah only if used with parcel tape!

Is tin foil acceptable for wrapping paper? Asking for a friend...

@lewisfletcher24 Best thing Carrick can do is get his boots on and get on that pitch!

These guys smashed it 😂They are ready for Friday 🍻

@westhamsamwil @WestHamUtd He was great at spurs 😜

Wishing our 3️⃣ time Hammer of the Year, Scott Parker, a very happy birthday! 🎂🎊

@wafcfootballsec @lewiscook19 @Eggaldinho @WhittleseyAthFC @Eggaldinho been carrying that team again? #badback

Substitute @lewiscook19 replaces @Eggaldinho who sustained a back injury late in the first half. Second half under way @WhittleseyAthFC

Seems an awful lot of parents agree on the pointlessness and stressful nature of homework. Kids should be allowed to play and enjoy home-life with their parents without the divisiveness of work they have plenty of time to do at school. There’s plenty of time to be an adult.

Udachi Povetkin. All the best for your future 🤜🏾🤛🏼 #AJBXNG

Tackle of the season 👊✅

@Butlins That s good news as we was staying there a few weeks ago and most of the site is a dirty rip off.

Opening in Bognor Regis in time for Easter 2019, you can discover more here: po.st/newbognorpool So come on in, the water's lovely! 🎥 Artist's Impression

We're very excited to share with you our art-deco style family pool, bringing the best of the British seaside inside. Many of the rides you won't find anywhere else in the world...so get ready to whizz down some very special rapids and race through some seaside-inspired slides!

@DanSwan01 @CrashGK Do they have gloves for kids?

another delivery from @crashgk best gloves around. 🧤🧤🧤 thanks mate 👍 #keepersunion

Jordan Henderson is an animal. Blocks the shot, does a roll in attempt to block the next one, chases the ball, clears it and celebrates like he scored it. Love this.

Nobody does goal celebrations quite like the English... 👏

@baker148 He's no Ronaldo mate!

Messi does a lot a walking

@baker148 Ronaldo is better #justsaying

Very annoying that the World Cup has been made all about Messi and Ronaldo

@juliemunns Train wanker

Wonder how much of my life I’ve wasted at Peterborough train station 😏

@Moochcoates Moooooooccccchhhhhhsssss #ohfuckit

And they reckon grobbelaar was dodgy