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@Acyn Well, no

Mace: If we had Joe Biden as president, it would be a much worse situation.

@Acyn He’s laser-focused on ruining the economy

Reporter: What's your message to Americans as the Iran war continues to impact the economy, especially after yesterday's inflation report? Vance: We inherited a very bad inflation crisis.

@brian_armstrong Just put the bots in charge already

CLARITY is closer than ever. The bill is strong. It will benefit the American people by making the US financial system faster, cheaper and more accessible. It will also ensure that the US leads in the global race to build the next generation of our financial system. Huge thank you to the Senate, their staff, and 3.7m @standwithcrypto advocates for helping to get this legislation to where it is today. Mark it up.

@RyanRozbiani “The weave”

Who is Tim Apple?? 🤣 It is Tim Cook

@JomboyMedia Just give him the MVP already

Cal Raleigh took a shower with his entire uniform on yesterday. Tonight, he broke out of an 0-for-38 slump with hits in consecutive at bats

@atrupar Sure brah

Rep. Andy Ogles: "My little one still has nightmares, afraid that his dad is going to be taken away by big bad Biden"

@thetrueshelby Human delftware

why does every outfit look like it comes from the christian fundie Lilly Pulitzer collection 😭

@chasedownleads Noice

Giving a random follower $1.75 Comment on this post to enter This is my biggest giveaway ever

@DonaldJTrumpJr The fraud is actually in the room with you

I don't know about the rest of you, but this is EXACTLY what I voted for. LFG!!!

@WhiteHouse No

@EricTrump Back where?

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Next Stop - China!

@atrupar I’s not so sure

DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin: "President Trump literally wrote the book on the art of the deal. He's the strongest leader of your and I's time. Period."

@TheUnwanted46 @gardnerakayla And the bitchiest

@gardnerakayla You should be grateful that Pres. Trump is happy to take your questions. He is the most accessible President ever.

I asked @POTUS how the rising price of his ballroom (nearly x2 original estimate) and reflecting pool makeover (x7 original estimate) are any different than why he wanted to remove Fed Chair Jerome Powell for 30% cost overruns. Here’s his response:

@jjmichaels @gardnerakayla @POTUS Oof

@gardnerakayla @POTUS was a stupid question. powell spent 3b of our money on 1 building renovation. Ballroom money is irrelevant, since it's not our money. Reflecting pool is a drop in the bucket and needed to be done asap and will be beautiful for 250. I'd leave this off your "best of" reel.

@PeterMcCormack Nontechnical teams shipping code @brian_armstrong would be proud

I now understand why AI will eat the software industry. I used to have a web agency. With Claude over the last 3 days I have built and deployed a system that would have: - Taken 6 months - Cost £150-200k - Required 8 different skill sets I can't design. I can't code. I don't understand SQL, APIs, Cloud Storage - yet Claude has walked me through Github, Supabase, Vercel and it is deployed and working. A 100% custom software system - 3 days, 1 idiot. BLOWN AWAY!

@Boofpackgobrazy @Jeopardy Seems triggery

@Jeopardy Mina Kimes is a massive scumbag. I’ve been watching jeopardy for 33 years. I will no longer be watching

Tonight's lineup: Lisa Ann Walter, Katie Nolan and Mina Kimes 💪 Watch the Celebrity Jeopardy! All-Stars semifinals starting TONIGHT at 8/7c on ABC and stream next day on Hulu.

@Acyn We know

Trump on Iran War: Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal? Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation

@patriottakes He thinks that pic goes hard

Trump suggests adding his image the $100 bill.

@TalkinBaseball_ Batting .157 is a choice

Cal Raleigh is currently in the longest hitless stretch any player in MLB has had this season

@atrupar Hahahahahahahaha Brilliant, sir!

Trump: "I feel the same as I did 50 years ago. It's crazy. It's not because I eat the best foods. Maybe they are the best foods. Who knows what the best foods are? Maybe junk food is good and the other food is no good."