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🚨BREAKING: 3I/ATLAS TRAJECTORY CHANGED
Today, while everyone is distracted with the lead up to the launch of Artemis II, NASA quietly released new ephemeris data for 3I/ATLAS (JPL 69).
If this data is correct, based on observations from 3/21, 3I/ATLAS successfully executed a slingshot maneuver around Jupiter and is now rapidly approaching the inner solar system, reaching the asteroid belt by 4/20. According to the data, the object - now likely to be classified as artificial - slowed from a velocity of nearly 69km/s relative to Jupiter, to a velocity of ~4.20km/s in less than 24 hours in order to complete the maneuver. There are no physics known to humanity that can explain this.
Asked for comment, Avi Loeb responded with a single word, “Nice.”
Stay curious.

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@BRICSinfo A 35 year old Air Force captain sitting in the pointy end of a bomber says otherwise
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@sasha_monet41 For decades now their talking points are just for sound bites on the re-election campaign
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The University of Southern California (@USC) has posted a notice of intent to hire an H-1B Communications Associate
Salary: $59,134
No American citizen was qualified to write tweets and put out press releases for USC.

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Most TSA agents received two missed paychecks on Monday - thanks to Trump stepping in trib.al/BVymHuJ

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@GOP_is_Gutless ...all the way down to the ground and bring stuff for s'mores
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@chrisbrunet @TempleUniv Qualified is the wrong word; No American would be willing to do it for $56k, hence H1-B
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The athletics department at Temple University (@TempleUniv) has posted a notice of intent to hire an H-1B budget analyst
Salary: $56,410
No American citizen was qualified to analyze Temple's sports budget.

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