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New music by Ryan Moore called Toaster Bath out today on Cali Funxion Records #NewMusic

“A toddler in Gaza released from Israeli custody has been returned to his family with suspected torture wounds.” Read that again.

@LucifersTweetz @TMZ Personal drivers are snitches.

@TMZ Tiger Woods needs a personal driver.

Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash in Florida. Details: tmz.me/Jg6ptIb

@Tazerface16 If he dies maybe.

Any thoughts on how Trump can unfuck this mess by the time markets open on Monday?

@theserfstv 🤣

Clavicular mugshot reveals poor face posture indicating low T cortisol spike before getting justicemogged while alligatorgooning

The Iranians HAVE to realize that demanding the release of the unredacted Epstein files as a condition to re-open the strait of Hormuz is probably the strongest card they have right now…

@highbrow_nobrow @atrupar It's like both of our bike, we just keep it at my house.

CNBC: "Is there a narrative in Venezuela that you are stealing their oil?" U.S. Secretary of Energy: "That's untrue. We're just controlling the flow of revenues from their oil." @atrupar (2026)

@SteveLovesAmmo The area with no water and less brain cells?

6 in a landslide.

@ThrillaRilla369 How do you know they are unarmed?

Even if an intruder is unarmed, should you still be allowed to shoot them for breaking into your house?..

@GarysheffieldJr Because he is a pill addict.

If Tiger blew triple zeroes why is he being charged with a DUI?

@Mollyploofkins Who is Adam Corolla?

Adam Carolla calls Bruce Springsteen a “douche” after Springsteen announced that his band will be doing a tour to fight back against Trump’s overreach.

@lowcortisol A hot one!

Pushing 60 and still a whore LMAO

Greeting ICE agents hanging out at the airport

@StateDept What about incompetent fascist liars? That's the American regime now.

SECRETARY RUBIO: The only thing worse than a communist is an incompetent communist. 🎯

The prison guard who found Epstein's body Googled his name less than an hour before she found him dead. She made a $5,000 cash deposit days before his death. She was supposed to testify yesterday. It was cancelled.

@RedMedia_us MAGA Snowflake tears

A MAGA Group has threatened to sue Druski over his epic viral skit that mimicked Erika Kirk. Sources close to the Kirk estate says that legal counsel is exploring charges related to Right of Publicity and "defamatory impersonation," arguing that Druski used Erika's likeness and the tragedy surrounding her husband's death for commercial gain without consent.

@MeachamDr 🤣🤣🤣

SAD NEWS: Jesus Christ reappeared on Earth today, choosing a rural Oklahoma church to visit first. When the congregants saw a dark middle eastern man speaking a strange language walking among them, they immediately opened fire.

@HustleBitch_ Pills show up as 0.0 on an alcohol test...

🚨 BREAKING: TIGER WOODS ARRESTED FOR DUI — BLOWS 0.00 AFTER HIGH-SPEED SUV FLIP… SOMETHING DOESN’T ADD UP Tiger Woods was just arrested after the crash, but here’s what’s raising questions: • Officers say he showed signs of impairment • Breathalyzer result: 0.00 • Still arrested for DUI • Then refused urinalysis test No alcohol. No clear explanation. Still charged with DUI + refusal. That’s where it gets strange. So what shows “impairment” with a 0.00… and why refuse the one test that could explain it?

Most Americans wouldn’t recognize a coup even if a foreign government bought the Congress and the major media, ran an intelligence agency driven blackmail scheme compromising top officials, pushed us into a war that isn’t ours, and had politicians lining up to pledge loyalty abroad; flying over for photo ops to kiss walls while neglecting their own people. Good thing nothing like that is happening.

@krassenstein @JayinKyiv Putin is happy!

Art of the deal: -Before the war, Iran was exporting 1.1M barrels of oil at $65 a barrel -Now they're exporting 1.5M barrels of oil at ~$100 a barrel. - The strait is now closed - 259 Americans injured - 13 Americans Dead - Allies hate us - Our military bases decimated - Inflation about to skyrocket

@PoliceThePolic1 Can a citizen resist arrest if there was no crime committed that needed arresting?

He refused to give his name. The response is instant escalation: they try to trample him with a horse, swarm him, tackle him, and punch him in the face, despite never issuing a lawful order or articulating a crime. Meanwhile, bootlickers cheer them on like it’s a sport.