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everyone: *talking about the world ending* me, bong still in hand: yall look at the clouds, that shit look fluffy as hell

@TRUMP_ARMY_ As someone who grew up in Florida I am extremely surprised it was not Florida

🚨 BREAKING: In a jaw-dropping announcement, the DOJ has unveiled the largest Medicaid fraud bust in U.S. history, charging 324 defendants for their involvement in a staggering $14.6 billion healthcare fraud scheme, which involved false claims submitted to Medicare and Medicaid.

@raphousetv7 Aye man this aint what the rappers meant when they said they from the jungle

Venezuelan migrants in Chicago pulled up to O-Block and started shooting 😬

🚨🇺🇸 Aurora, Colorado “N****a the Venezuelans are taking over” Clips emerging from Colorado of armed migrants taking over apartment buildings & terrorising entire neighbourhoods. It begins……

@RadioGenoa Violence and Molotov’s are returning to ireland, nature is healing

The fake asylum seeker beats up an Irishman and a few minutes later realizes that it would have been better not to. The Irish don't joke.

@Incmpltemission Bros homie sitting there like “damn third one this week”

Car seat be comfy af when i get off work about to fall asleep

Card declined at therapy and her voice notes from sophomore year started playing over the speakers

@sportsfreak781 @escapes_death Ever seen a chicken lose its head? Im thinkin its similar

@escapes_death Actually it looks like he survived. If you pause it and play it frame by frame at the end it looks like he’s trying to get back up. Might have survived actually 👀👀

@DesertedPicx What is it? Old experiment lab?

@CollinRugg Already been pointed out but you dont hold onto a gun after you shoot your self in the head. Let alone still got your finger in the trigger guard

JUST IN: A suicide note was allegedly found next to Boeing whistleblower John Barnett who was found dead in his truck with a gun in his hand A hotel staff member found Barnett after someone contacted the hotel for a wellness check on him. Barnett had his "right pointer finger remaining on the trigger" with a "gunshot wound near his right temple," according to the police report. A "white piece of paper that closely resembled a note" was on the passenger seat next to him. The contents of the note have not been released. Barnett's lawyers say there was "no indication" Barnett would take his life. "John was in the midst of a deposition in his whistleblower retaliation case, which finally was nearing the end. He was in very good spirits and really looking forward to putting this phase of his life behind him and moving on. We didn't see any indication he would take his own life. No one can believe it." "We are all devastated. We need more information about what happened to John. The Charleston police need to investigate this fully and accurately and tell the public what they find out. No detail can be left unturned." Weird.

Airdropping zip file bombs to my supervisors cause im bored

@dph_88 @fopminui @Morbidful Wait til you hear about pig farms

In 2016, 13-year-old Abigail Williams and her friend Libby German vanished while walking on a hiking trail in Delphi, Indiana. Tragically, their lifeless bodies were discovered the following day. Libby's phone contained the last known photo of Abby, along with images of an unidentified man and an audio clip where the same man can be heard saying "down the hill." On October 26, 2022, Richard Allen, a 50-year-old married man from Delphi, was apprehended. By October 31, he was officially charged with two counts of murder in connection with the case. He pleaded not guilty in court.

@Dexerto Mario and Gardevoir are on their, what the fuck

Ρornhub revealed the most searched video game titles and characters on their website

I wonder how many microplastics ive ripped through a bong

Imma do a tren cycle next time my eczema wants to fuck around

The sexual tension between my front bumper and that big ass tree on my drive home is wild

Prove the haters right, give up on your dreams.

@clownworld Lemme clean that chain for ya big man

@crackcobain__ Learned that from watching Monsters Inside Me

Some bears have microscopic eggs on their skin and if you contact them they can enter your body with no place to go so they swim around in your body like parasites ,Godbless nigga

@therainvvs @DailyLoud Not a single mf jumped on his ass put him in a chokehold or anything

Florida teen who beat a female teacher unconscious after his Nintendo Switch video game was confiscated at school pleaded guilty to the shocking crime Monday and faces up to 30 years behind bars.