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@PMaryMcAleese Hi Mary my name is Frank Mooty my mother in law Phyllis Kane née OReilly passed away last night, she was an old neighbour of yours and you were a great comfort and support the to family when she lost her brothers Myles and Tony, I just wanted to let you know, thanks frank

Just met with the wonderful kids at the Irish Red Cross. http://bit.ly/4cAp4a

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Fuck off you complete cunt

@HezTalk Great news, hope you have the most wonderful day xx

Everyone! I am walking my only daughter Ella up the aisle today to marry Connor in beautiful County Westmeath. Please Wish us joy. We are going up the aisle to #SweetChildofMine

"First person to score a hat-trick in a World Cup final where all three were over the line" Give Ally McCoist the Freedom of Scotland for that one piece of commentary.

I hope it’s OK to spout memories: I used to ride with Robbie Coltrane between Manchester and London in his sort-of-restored MGA. I’d roll him cigarettes while he discoursed on the ways of the world, and I don’t think I’ve ever laughed or learned so much in my life.

A compilation of news reporters getting Jeremy Hunt's last name wrong.

Christy Moore invited my wee cousin up on stage in Armagh last night because he saw him singing along in the front row 😅 Legend!!

Head Chef Rory has been to Ardglass to get fresh fish & lobsters just in from the boat for his weekend specials. 🐠 🦞

@MissTothill Bottle of wine would've done it 🍾

End of year gifts for my class 🌻

@SeamusHeath1 @NorwichCityAcad Top notch and I'm sure we'll deserved well done seamy

I really appreciated this surprise more so over any monetary material things When you are not expecting too isn’t it even nicer Nice touch @NorwichCityAcad Outstanding week spent with real good people learning & sharing. Not till you read the card do you see how people see you

Fantasy new cabinet: Hugh Grant - PM Martin Lewis - Chancellor Mick Lynch - Transport Culture - Stephen Fry Home Secretary - Kathy Burke Business - Deborah Meadon NI: Sister Michael Carry it on!

@linkylawson @MargieScottie @Jacob_Rees_Mogg He got me banned!!

@MargieScottie @Jacob_Rees_Mogg He is an absolutely hateful runt. Of the lowest order but spell checker kept me safe.

I’d rather lose @Jacob_Rees_Mogg than any civil servant. What do I know. I pay his wages.

@NISchoolsFA can anyone confirm kick off times today for minor cup finals played and H&w today?

Oysters, butter, turkey, butter, soup, butter, truffles, butter, haggis, neeps, butter, desserts artichokes, butter...

Rest in Peace Ashling x

What a legend.

As with the Owen Paterson mess, Johnson only activates Rees-Mogg when he’s plumbing the lowest depths of shamelessness. The calculation is that the plebs will swallow anything delivered in pantomime patrician tones. The tragedy of the English class system is that it’s often true.