neel shah

If only the baby at that bris was armed this all could have been avoided

@askanyone “Eushwueujxbbabwhxijcbavwhxk” — first sentence of the book of essays you wrote in 1997

Today is NOT THE DAY for "Meanwhile, female writer Sloane Crosley." "Writer" will do just fine, you systemically moronic world. I stopped writing with my tits in '98. nbcnews.com/better/pop-cul…

Q: ...And the “Devil’s Triangle” is— Kavanaugh: An innocent drinking game. I played it all the time! Q: Would you play it with your two daughters? Kavanaugh: Next question

If only Dr. Ford had put “ALMOST GOT RAPED” into her calendar this woulda been so much easier to prove

@alexblagg Stavros NIARCHOS bro know ur Greek shipping conglomerate heirs

@frynaomifry SAD!

@frynaomifry Also I don’t mean to body shame, but... CrossFit is a huge part of his brand what is going on here??

@frynaomifry Don Jr the new poster boy for Untuckit

@allisonshoe (DM me if that’s easier)

@allisonshoe hey Allison! My name’s neel, I write for “the bold type”. Is there a reason the last ep didn’t get a review? We are fans here in the room!

@AmyJoPerry @celinetherese Just another brown man white-washed from our history books.

@celinetherese Neel Shah's looking a bit... pale.

fun fact! a bunch of the names of the people sutton went to school with are people on our staff / crew. shout out to our art department 🙌 #theboldtype

@StrakerHauser COOL IT

You guys, @fneel just followed me!

@WhitneyCummings I thought u were rich

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@claudialonow @AmericanTwoShot @crookedmedia Please enjoy the Hillary dartboard in its full splendor!

.@AmericanTwoShot IS A FINALIST FOR THE @crookedmedia TRUMP PORTRAIT CONTEST AND DIDN'T TELL ANYONE BC SHE DOESN'T LIKE SELF-PROMOTION BUT THANKFULLY I DO! VOTE FOR #10! OR JUST VOTE AT ALL! JK ONLY VOTE FOR #10! FULL PIC ATTACHED BC IT GOT CROPPED portraitmode.crooked.com

@GlitterCheese PREACH

@askanyone BE A #JOURNALIST AND TELL THE WORLD WHAT THEY ARE SAYING

At a work lunch with Kendal and Bekah from The Bachelor at the next table, bitching about Arie, and I would like all the roses and all the riches for being able to hold down any sort of conversation while this is happening.

@rbfishman WHOEVER IT IS HE NEEDS HIS OWN BRAT SHOW

@rbfishman Deep bro