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@ChrisExcel102 @daddyhope Corruption

@daddyhope What is this obese brother doing with Presidents Kant

@KudaMuku I can relate.

I was helping my half-sibling pay for her nursing fees in Zambia. She graduated last year, and that was the last time we spoke she even blocked me. To this day, I still don’t know what I did wrong.💔

@MChareka22985 @RexMidzi Not now....

@RexMidzi Nematambudziko. Terribly saddened . Brother looked a bit too big for 38. Let's be truthful to each other varume. Lifestyle diseases are just that !! Zvokonzerwa ne lifestyle..gone are the days where having humps kugotsi ne dumbu was a statue symbol. Lets help each other!

This is truly a very sad weekend for the legal community & especially the Criminal Justice System My brother kelvin Munyimi a regional Prosecutor passed on April 30th This is truly heart breaking 💔 he was only 38 May his departed soul rest in peace 🙏🏾

My rule on the highway , chero une mota yakadii , haunditangire kusvika ini ndakutangira kumuka , tingatoita maRace😂😭🤞🏽

@SitholeGracious @KingJayZim @TeamFuloZim Poor plating 2/10

Friday night cookiologies. Chicken liver, carrots, kale, beef sausage, rice, tomato, onion and garlic plus oregano spices. Bvuteki plus a pinch of salt. I hope since @KingJayZim cheya is somehow off from his mandate I will have fair ratings 🐀. @TeamFuloZim

@MrBeast #

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

@Mzombe @Kgadi_yaMoloto Its face DOWN not up !!! Choking , swallowing and vomiting risks

@Kgadi_yaMoloto Ice pack on your nose and forehead while facing up. Tissue inside the bleeding nose

What can be done to stop nose bleeding? ( Mokolo)

@bosskimhucci Zvine ma levels, add several zeros to your balance you will be surprised of services your bank can actually provide u

why they don't put toilets in banks is still a mystery to me. Or maybe it's just a Zimbabwean thing.

@bosskimhucci Security

@biden_biden @Brian___Jethro

@Brian___Jethro Tsvaga maPapers otsvaga huni obuditsa poto oisa beans muhari wotsvaga matches woshaya maPaper ukubatidzisa moto wopwanyha chichair cheplastic icho obatidzisa moto, Poto painenge yakukwata mopinda mumba munoishaya chair Trust the process

Panotoda munyati musvinhu kuti munhu abve on that chair 😅

@MrBeast X

@237gossipmail @just_ivana_ Soooo annoying, i never open the links, scoll for fast with an eye roll

@just_ivana_ So with all these links you posting under your comments, do you actually like us to read others creator comments on your tweet?

I always wondered... how do some couples who have unprotected sex mange to avoid getting pregnant?

@simonsquibb 5000 $ capital for my poultry business

Let me fund a dream this weekend! What’s your dream?

@ZamamboDBN @Ndaba_Luh Well it does not make sense to to you, but to me cause i have visions travelling on a familiar long stretch of road that leads home and suddenly am upside down in the car...then lights out. Nway it really doesnt have to make sense to you..., why am i even explaining🤷

@focusedphase @Ndaba_Luh Avoiding long distance travel because of that fear does not make sense. U can quite literally die on ur way to work

I always have this feeling that my dead will be due to a car accident..🥺

@M060905 @Ludathygoat Nope

@focusedphase @Ludathygoat Do you need to be doing anything else

Real question: Which sex position actually makes women cum the fastest?

@drruwende African science, it works

Tell us

@MrBeast Seriously🤬💩

@MrBeast .

@begottensun A tender..

In Zimbabwe you need 6 months of blowing a Blesser , politically connected or ______________ [10 points]