Brandon Follick

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Brandon Follick

Brandon Follick

@follickacid

comedian & writer @reductress @theonion @newyorkerhumor @mcsweeneys @goingdowntv he/him

Brooklyn, NY Katılım Ocak 2009
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Brandon Follick
Brandon Follick@follickacid·
online stores love to say “your order is on its way!” then when you go to the tracking number they gave you all of a sudden it’s “can you fucking relax?? we just printed the label..”
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When you go to the hospital and they give you that little bracelet, that’s so you can get into the afters
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Brandon Follick@follickacid·
The New York Times is genocidal, transphobic, pro-billionaire propaganda and we all need to cancel our subscriptions… …Anyway here’s my 10 favorite films 🤪
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Just boarded a plane… my pilot hasn’t seen the second season of the rehearsal….
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I’ve been starting all my corporate workplace emails with “Hi divas” to boost morale
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Brandon Follick@follickacid·
Who wants to tell her (that modern family was an unscripted reality series)
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Reductress
Reductress@Reductress·
Woman Shocked by Her Low Account Balance Despite Having No Budget, Goals, or Self Control: ow.ly/FVMt50VnNKn
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Reductress@Reductress·
Woman Spends Entire Vacation Hating the Outfits She Packed: ow.ly/Ss7K50VkizU
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Brandon Follick@follickacid·
She’s so codependent omg
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Josh Gondelman
Josh Gondelman@joshgondelman·
Hi! I'm a little out of touch with the NYC independent standup scene (because of aging), but if you run a show, I'm working on some new jokes and I'd love to tell them there!! Thanks! :)
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Delta Airlines delayed my flight
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Why does every nyc apartment lease look like it was written in ancient times (2004) then photocopied over and over again until it achieved a barely-decipherable quality
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