The Fonejacker

So Lorraine takes all of Des’s furniture. Daphne somehow managed to replace it all with the exact same furniture in one afternoon and cooked dinner too. What a woman 😂#classicneighbours #neighbours

@MissScouty_C @PolitlcsUK That looks as dodgy as fuck

@PolitlcsUK Good fucking riddance to him. State of that cunt next to him. Using a little girls dress to wipe his shitty glasses in

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer's final address to the nation as Prime Minister "I go with good grace, I go with a smile, and I go proud of everything we have achieved"

@LikeATattoooooo Complete with the original music too 👍

#Neighbours begins with episode one airing on U&Drama at 2pm today.

@HJB_News__ So most of the country vote Reform and he thinks the way to save Labour is do the opposite of what those voters want. Bravo dick head 👏👏

The new British Prime Minister Andy Burnham has said he wants illegal migrants entering the UK illegally to work while their asylum applications are being processed. Is this a good idea?

@LiverpoolVista @MartinKnight_ Eastenders is stuck in the past. It represents the old East End from 40 years ago that no longer exists. It’s terrible what’s happened to London.

@MartinKnight_ Sick of the BBC pushing this completely unrealistic, white supremacist fantasy of East London on us every week. Whites are massively overrepresented in Walford. If it was statistically accurate, the Queen Vic would just be an artisanal matcha cafe by now😉

If a TV soap had a peak audience of 30 million & it dropped to 3 million you’d think it would be put out of its misery. This is the case with EastEnders. Those 3m are likely people in care who have no access to the remote. What possible motive could BBC have to keep it going?

@andyburnham He wants to bring back hope but hasn’t yet addressed the elephant in the room that is destroying this country. I don’t have much hope for Andy Burnham somehow.

My mission as Leader of the Labour Party is to bring back hope.

This is so much better than new Corrie. What do we get now? Just depressing shit about murder and a girl being choked #classiccorrie

No one asked for this. Don’t try fixing something that isn’t broken. Just make more episodes of Beat the Chasers instead of repeating the same old ones #thechase #thechasearoundtheworld

@mikearonson @briansteed40 I will be very surprised and disappointed if they show the YouTube edits. Those YouTube versions are really shoddy. Ok for YouTube but not for television.

@briansteed40 I’d be surprised if they used the originals. It’s been a shame to only have the music stripped out versions, but it is what it is.

Defo ordinal edits i stayed away from the youtube channel because of bad edits. Going to be great to watch from the start on aactual TV channel with proper episodes . Hears hoping they secure the rights for more episodes. #Neighbours #ClassicNeighbours

@bosdovja92 Corrie hits an all time low. Stop normalising shit like this

We need to stage an intervention at #Corrie HQ because what in the Hollyoaks meets CBBC is this

@itvcorrie Wow corrie is actually going there. This story is disgusting. Watching Classic Corrie on ITV3 because the stories are there to entertain, not lecture.

Coronation Street tackles the silent dangers of non-fatal strangulation in powerful new stroke awareness storyline. Tonight on Coronation Street, a harrowing new storyline explores the devastating life-altering realities of non-fatal strangulation. Following Ryan’s discovery of an unconscious Betsy, she is rushed to the hospital where doctors confirm she has suffered a stroke caused by a blood clot which was the result of neck artery damage from a temporary loss of circulation. Once stabilised having suffered a second stroke, an embarrassed and vulnerable Betsy eventually manages to reveal that Dylan strangled her during consensual sex, despite both believing the pressure applied was minimal. In the coming months, viewers will witness Betsy’s challenging recovery journeys as she transitions from hospital to home, navigating significant life changes. This storyline highlights the profound physical and emotional impact of a stroke at such a young age as Betsy battles to adjust to her new reality. Read more about this storyline here👇 itv.com/coronationstre… #Corrie

@80s90sJukebox 85 was peak 80s. 83-86 was superb.

If I could jump in a time machine 1985 is where I'd go first #TOTP

Andy Burnham is nothing more than a dodgy car salesman. He has all the charm and will try and pull the wool over people’s eyes with fancy talk, but he can’t avoid the big issues like illegal immigration forever, and it won’t take long before people see through him #jeremyvine

@PeterBleksley @UKLabour What’s he on about? The economy was better before he was elected.

Fuck off cunt. I was at a BBQ yesterday, and people repeatedly told me how their freedom of speech had been curtailed by this pernicious bastard. He has deliberately spread this fear, and Burnham and co will do exactly the same. @UKLabour want to shut us up. Over my dead body.

@ThrillaRilla369 MSN groups were cool

Anyone who was surfing the early web between 1995-2009, what’s the one website you still think about? I’ll go first CheatCC .com

@PolitlcsUK Seriously, why??

🚨 PICTURED: Rachel Reeves works a shift at McDonald's

@Champers_v1 I didn’t say they didn’t. Doesn’t make it ok when it happens here tho, does it?

@fonejacker83 Brits commit crimes in other countries too you clown. telegraph.co.uk/global-health/…

@DanFriedman81 I’ve had CDs and DVDs for 30 odd years and never known one of them rot. Maybe you are not storing them in room temperature.

Before streaming, I was a big DVD collector. I bought nearly a thousand movies. I thought I was building a library. And I will tell you a secret: DVDs rot. The glue that holds the layers together can become opaque so the laser doesn’t read the disc properly or it can simply degrade so the disc falls apart or it can warp or expand so the disc won’t spin properly in the drive. So, in addition to needing to keep antique hardware with delicate moving parts in working order to play these games or watch these movies, the media itself is degrading. Yeah, your purchased digital movie might get deleted from the network over rights issues at some point in the future or the service that provides it might shut down. But if you buy a BluRay and put it on a shelf for five years and then decide to watch it, there is a decent chance it won’t work. I love a beautiful Criterion movie box set or a game with cool box art and a manual as much as the next guy, but people overly romanticize physical media. The universe is governed by entropy and everything is falling apart.

@GBPolitcs Does he not wonder why though? There’s been a huge increase in Islamic immigration in the past five years. Government needs to take some responsibility.

🚨NEW: Keir Starmer claims racism and intolerance has worsened in Britain over the past decade

@andyburnham More waffle

Imagine a country wired to work for ordinary people rather than against them.