O’Brien St. Patrick 🇺🇸🇸🇻

$6 Happy Hour pricing at Nats Park from gate opening to 1st pitch.

watching my dumbass nephew struggle to find an easter egg that’s literally in the bush he’s looking at

@bizzedmypants @Rio_Robinson91

Me 14 beers deep at my nephew’s birthday party telling him to back shoulder fade

FINAL // Dodgers 13, Nationals 6

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This, in a nutshell, captures the Christlessness of the MAGA

Kirk Cousins will sign a five-year, $172M deal with the Las Vegas Raiders that in reality is a one-year, fully-guaranteed $20 million deal that also contains a club option for two years at $80M, per @AdamSchefter.

@espn @jaysauced @AdamSchefter 🐐

My manager watching me leave work at 5 PM when my shift ends at 5 PM

Every year Alex Ovechkin has scored 30 goals or more: 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 2016 2017 2018 2019 2021 2022 2023 2024 2025 Truly a living legend 🫡

24 years ago today, Maryland beat Indiana 64-52 to win their first ever National Championship. Juan Dixon was named the Tournament Most Outstanding Player 🐢 - Juan Dixon: 18 pts, 5 reb, 3 ast, 5stl - Lonny Baxter: 15 pts, 14 reb, 3 blk - Chris Wilcox: 10 pts, 7 reb

History is being rewritten, the Redskins are back.

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The Simpsons x New Era MLB Collection #natitude @lids

@TimSloanDC @ShadrockGE 😅

From todays Washington Post; we know who the bad drivers are and they are from Virginia. #VisionZero #BikeDC

@CasualHoya @ShadrockGE 😑

Another one.

11 years ago today, Steph Curry did this to CP3!

I joined this app in 2009 (original account suspended) and I never wanted to be in “Sneaker Twitter” but since day one, I always posted my sneakers so I attracted likeminded followers. Nowadays, it’s a complete cesspool, everybody wants to stand out by being the asshole.

Wizards guard Bub Carrington has recorded his 700th career assist in tonight’s game at Los Angeles. He joins Luka Doncic and LaMelo Ball as the only players in NBA history to record 700+ assists and 250+ three-pointers prior to turning 21 years old. #ForTheDistrict