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@nilshoppe @davepullig See your first mistake was giving them an email address.

@nilshoppe Nailed the impression, too.

@nilshoppe @edcracknell Ukraine, obs. Someone needs to brush up on their European geography.

@nilshoppe Also couldn’t quite polish up a “lawyers still wanting their pound of flesh” punchline.

@nilshoppe Indeed, my apologies, but I just couldn’t resist the pun.

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@jonty Timeline synchronicity.

Nobody tells you how much time you spend dealing with roof leaks as an adult. I didn't grow up for this.

@jonty Curious minds are asking which car manufacturer?

"Why are you nervous about self-driving vehicles?" Our driver assist system in a 20mph zone:

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@British_Airways I did that. 24 hours ago.

@foolscap Send us your booking reference via DM along with as much information as possible so we can take a closer look. We'll also need you to confirm your full name and contact details. We may need to ask you a few more questions for data protection. - Alex B

@British_Airways I've been trying to change my flight all week. Website told me I had to call, your recorded call centre tells me to use the website. And now you've increased the flight I wanted by £70. Thanks for the world's worst customer service.

@nilshoppe Then all's right with the world.

@nilshoppe Having met 16 year-old Nils, I can confidently state he would respond with a condescending laugh and then order pizza.

@jonty I wonder if bodywhat.com got bought or Sherlocked?

An Amazon device that: • You wear 24/7 • Has a permanently-on microphone "listening to the tone of your voice" • Makes you upload nudes to "calculate your body fat" using clearly-bullshit computer vision • Is somehow not a prop from Black Mirror theverge.com/2020/8/27/2140…

@nedrichards @jonty That irritating malady seems gone, replaced by new excitement! Upon reaching capacity, all disk operations fail... including unlinking files. Oh the hilarity.

Things I have just learned, after substantial digging: In OSX Yosemite (2014) Apple rewrote their virtual memory daemon and removed the limits, so it will use up _all of your disk space_ if an application keeps requesting memory. Apple. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

@RoyalMailHelp Any chance you could respond to my DM?

@jonty 🕵️ youtu.be/CtWqv0Z3ErM

I would really like to read a blog that critiques fictional heists, but please do not make me write it