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Trying to tweet more instead of just liking everything.

At night our guards are down and it’s easier to express myself to you when i know we are both receptive of the flowing chemistry ©️copied

this girl dey ask me why i dey only chat her for night, i tell am say “at night our guards are down and it’s easier to express myself to you when i know we are both receptive of the flowing chemistry”, but the truth be say if i no do night sub i no fit come online

@forblaugrana Most times I don’t understand how Yamal gets the card, Martin is def getting it, same with Casado and Fermin if he starts

🚨| 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍: If Lamine Yamal, Fermín López, Gerard Martín or Marc Casadó receive a yellow card tomorrow against Newcastle, they will be suspended for a hypothetical Quarterfinal first-leg.

this pen can only write consonants

“Don’t double text her, you’re loved at home” Na the love at home go suck my 8inches??

“corper faith, moses have tear my book” you sef tear your own nau abi wetin sef😡

"And when I'm 6ft under and the worms eat my heart, they will taste the love that I have for you and search that sweetness forever"

@_MrOlu @theotokiti

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@thatquietboyyy We wey no deh comment but deh support with like and repost nko?

These are the issues, lmao. When I say Nigerians are stingy with engagement, this is the perfect example… they’ll avoid a potential banger tweet because it hasn’t blown up yet instead of engaging and helping it blow up.

whatever you do, please do not underestimate my ability to not speak to you again.

you see how guys respected themselves and not post their father today, wishing him happy Mother’s Day, for taking up the position of a mother in their life.

i might be broke, but at least i have spotify premium

My dad finding out I drive to the gym, just to walk on a treadmill.

when that voice message don't record so you have to laugh again😭

*apologizes for being distant* *goes ghost again*

@ChainFundIt @hlovo_ Ever heard of receipt?

@hlovo_ Twitter strangers forget by tomorrow. Family remembers forever.

So I’d hide the secret from everyone just to tell strangers on Twitter ?

"I + am" = "I'm" ✅ "I + am + a girl" = "I'm a girl" ✅ "I + am + fine" = "I'm fine" ✅ "Am I a guy?" (Question) ✅ "Am I fine?" (Question) ✅ "Am fine" (Dullard)❌ "Am a girl" (Nuisance)❌ "Am okay" (Mentally deranged person)❌ "I'm I wrong" (Death by stoning) ❌

when you're having a deep conversation about real issues with someone you've known for a while and you start to realize they're actually kind of stupid

People singing happy birthday to you feels like a real life unskippable ad

@Culer_ish Add and fb

A New Barcelona group created for mutual engagement No toxicity, Only vibes 1. Like and Rt this tweet 2. Comment 3. Follow Me, I'll add everyone soon