Desert Dweller

@LIVGolfNation It's true American media hates LIV, one of the few things they get right!

LIV golfer Patrick Reed finished 3rd last year and received little to no coverage at The Masters. DPWT golfer Patrick Reed is tied for 3rd right now and receiving full shot for shot coverage. Almost like there’s an extreme media bias against LIV golfers.

@THPGolf Easily

4 Man Scramble - Make the Cut at the Masters? You have yourself You have a +1 You have a 4.5 You have a 0 Those are the players in your foursome. You are playing Augusta National on tournament days. You are playing a scramble. Would your foursome make cut?

@_iamlougotti @innoutburger 7.5

Never had it before but to those who had. Rate @innoutburger 1-10

@NewYorkGolfer13 If i hit it it's a terrible shot.

213 yards remaining on a par 4. Dead straight, but 200 yard directional stick is 13 yards in front of you. Would it distract you? Would it concern you that you could hit a laser and deflect off the stick? Or would you remove the stick before hitting? Or is this too much thought?

@PeterFinchGolf 1. Masters 2. Open 3. U.S. Open 4. PGA

So…which major is the best? patreon.com/posts/15507913…

@honeymoon250 Buy him 2 cars.

What’s your advice here ?

@TPMJR25 @tomandmartys Freddie's jizzum

@tomandmartys The fuck is that??? 🤔🧐

Deki looks exhausted having spent the past 3 hours pretending not to speak any English.

@MyXhandle4me @MidwestGolfJake Guessing walking and chewing gum aren't your thing?

@MidwestGolfJake Oh gotcha lol 👍

Honestly, the 9 wood is the poster child for why an equipment rollback might be needed. *Pay no attention to the 5 hybrid in my bag.

@lexi_thompson01 @livgolf_league @fireballsgc_ @TheSergioGarcia Its a dude.

@livgolf_league @fireballsgc_ @TheSergioGarcia She has really long feet no?

Champions Dinner ready 😍 #TheMasters | @fireballsgc_ | @TheSergioGarcia

@Top100Rick Look at dudes eye spacing and brow he's definitely sub-human.

Patrick Reed discusses coming back to “traditional golf” after his stint in LIV. The Masters Champ talks specifically about the Shotgun format and how it ruined the intensity and pressure. I know he’s not everyone’s fave, but he’s thoughtful here.

@LThompsonGC Ur boy Ludvig's new nickname is "Wheels" they keep coming off in the 4th round this dude ain't winning!

MASTERS PICKS⛳️ I’m going with Ludvig Åberg…string of top 5’s coming into this week. Runner up in his event debut in ‘24. 7th place last year (due to that late triple bogey). Who’s everyone else taking?

@aBearsfann @BallKnowerBrad @BrianKirschner_

@BallKnowerBrad @BrianKirschner_ You typed this with a cock in your mouth.

If you are a Masters past champion and have a real chance to win this week (Rahm, Scottie and Rory) how many drinks can you have at the Champions dinner that it won’t effect your play for the week or prep for Wednesday ? I’m going with 3 glasses of wine and cocktail

@BrianKirschner_ Zero is the best answer. Drinking alcohol is a net negative for humans high on both the poison and carcinogen lists.

@Top100Rick Old white dudes morphing into old lesbo's bro

Everyone under 50 is a gimmie basically. But old white dudes start to look the same once grey hair kicks in, let’s be honest.

Alright ball knowers! Let’s test your ball knowing! 33 Masters Champs. No cheating, how many can you name? I got 31/33 sadly. I’m ashamed. When you get to two of the older guys, you will swear it’s a glitch in the matrix lol. Same guy 10 years apart 😂.

@Hoyt4UW @TourSwingsTommy Solid list. All pukes!

@TourSwingsTommy In order, I'd hate to see these guys earn a green jacket: 1. DeChambeau 2. Cam Smith 3. Reed 4. Rahm 5. Garcia 6. DJ 7. Hatton LIV golfers deserve nothing

All I ever see is “who do you want to see win the Masters this year?” “Who you got winning?” Boring. Tell me who you would really hate to see wear the green jacket on Sunday.

@SeizeTheNae E

Who’s the greatest play-by-play voice of all time? A. Vin Scully B. Al Michaels C. Mike Breen D. Keith Jackson E. Chick Hearn F. Marv Albert G. Kevin Harlan H. Pat Summerall

@PGATUOR With all the same resources as a touring pro the answer is yes.

Could you break 100 at Augusta with the Masters setup?

@chefsevenn Drugs and alcohol are villains.

I’m 28. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.

@THPGolf Yes, Callaway woods, Mizuno irons, Cleveland wedges, Odyssey putter = Baller bag!

Do your fairway woods match your driver in brand?

@golfteefmerica @THPGolf That would be a no answer brah

@THPGolf Yes, except for the 5 wood. All Titelist except for the TM M1 that can’t be put away.