Jared Rosoff

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Jared Rosoff

Jared Rosoff

@forjared

making product of platforms. Roblox. ex-google (borg, kernel). ex-vmware (vsphere, tanzu). ex-mongodb. @[email protected]

Palo Alto, CA Katılım Nisan 2008
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Jared Rosoff
Jared Rosoff@forjared·
@arungupta @mjasay ORMs forced people to create a class for every entity in that diagram. With MongoDB, you'd cut that in 1/10th, replacing all of those ORM classes with things. like maps and lists on a far smaller number of classes. The simplification of code was massive. 10x win.
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Jared Rosoff@forjared·
@arungupta @mjasay This image was from the same deck. I think this was Magento's schema for a product catalog entry or Oracle's model for a customer address. We'd routinely see people with relational data models like this where we could reduce the number of tables from 100s to 10.
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Arun Gupta
Arun Gupta@arungupta·
@forjared @mjasay I think the picture exaggerates the sentiment a bit, but sorta conveys the point. I think a side-by-side picture would be more compelling. Do you have any thing like that?
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Jared Rosoff@forjared·
@mjasay @arungupta The analogy was a parking garage. In a relational parking garage, we disassemble your car, put your steering wheel in a bin of steering wheels etc. when you want to leave, we have to reassemble your car. In the Document parking garage, we leave you car intact; just park it.
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Jared Rosoff@forjared·
@mjasay @arungupta ha. i'm going through some of my archives and i came across this other slide which i think we can all agree is one of the greatest slides ever made.
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Jared Rosoff@forjared·
I’d love a bluesky invite if anybody’s got one!
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Jared Rosoff@forjared·
@mmullany @Google This isn’t fair to all of the other parts of slides that are also the worst.
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Michael Mullany
Michael Mullany@mmullany·
It looks like @google hired whoever screwed up bulleting in Microsoft Word to redo bullets in Google docs. For the first time ever , it now loses track of indentation levels and adds random padding. Bulleting that just works used to be one of the few advantages of using Docs.
Matt MacInnis@stanine

I tweeted this 35 months ago, and the only thing that has changed in Google Slides is that the buttons are now rounded. I assume there is, in total, one part-time intern working on @Google Slides.

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Jared Rosoff@forjared·
I see Elon got to the “Twilio” line item in their operating costs and asked why that bill was so high…
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morgan@CasualEffects·
More details on our generative AI features at Roblox, this time in Wired: wired.com/story/roblox-g…
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Chris Wolf
Chris Wolf@cswolf·
Just discovered Noodles as a Service (NaaS) today. We need one of these for our building on the VMware campus. While we’re at it, TaaS - Tacos as a Service - would be good. Anything else?
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Jared Rosoff@forjared·
Today, our 11 yr old asked us what it was like in the 1900’s…
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Phillip Oakley@Phillip_Oakley·
Kellogg’s has hired a new SVP and Global CMO. They’re focused on Raisin Bran awareness.
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Michael Roy
Michael Roy@mikeroySoft·
@FreakyFwoof @VMwareFusion Totally can. Works on Win 11 Arm too. Also tested it with the wireless iPhone camera sharing, and that sort of works, but I think we have a bug or two to address, at least in my testing (see screenshot... lol)
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Jared Rosoff@forjared·
OH: the biggest thing missing from our house is a 100 yard long obstacle course between the kids room and ours.
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Jared Rosoff@forjared·
@NiranEC Have you been to an enterprise infrastructure conference? Emotional detachment might be a step for many of the talks!
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