Adam Caperton

Should have done Walken’s watch story.

@cspan The Papacy has dealt with immigtaion for almost 2000 years... What an ass...

Border czar Tom Homan, to question on Trump feud with Pope Leo XIV: "I'm speaking for myself, a lifelong Catholic. I wish they'd stay out of immigration…If they understood the atrocities that happen on an open border, I think their opinion would change."

What album do you wish you could have been in the studio for while it was being made? #mikesquestions

Hey, look who made The New York Times! My high school guidance counselor is gonna need a while to accept this … Thanks to @joedrape for the great feature. nytimes.com/2026/04/14/bus…

@WUTangKids Because you know how you just walk up to the Oval Office and ring the doorbell #LOL

We are living in the dumbest timeline and it keeps getting dumber every day

I don't think my day can recover from "I thought it was me as a doctor." Let's call it a wrap.

@steaakfriend Franco Harris... The Imaculate Reception...

Moments I wish Twitter was around for: - Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky - Malice at the Palace - Janet Jackson nip slip - Randy Johnson killing that bird - Michael Jordan playing baseball -Red Sox 3-0 comeback - Chris Webber timeout What am I missing?

Don't think anyone would have believed Scheffler would start w 11 straight pars... #masters

Betcha Scheffler birdies two of the last three #masters

@NUCLRGOLF @CBSSports did not even mention this?

😭🌳🌺 #ROUND TO FORGET — Haotong Li went on an adventure at the Par 5, 13th hole and recorded a quintuple bogey, 10 after tripling the 12th. He’s currently +8 through 13.

Scheffler just hanging around should worry everyone else... #masters

And just like that @JustinRose99 is the leader! #masters

@atrupar What a fucking goon...

here's Trump entering a UFC event as Vance says that negotiations with Iran have failed

Shaping up early to be an all-timer for a third round... #masters

Watch out @ShaneLowryGolf #masters #holeinone

@ThrillaRilla369 @HeatherThomasAF Rewind or be fined!

If I have to pay $7.99 to rent a 30 year-old movie off Amazon when I have a Prime subscription, then we should just reopen Blockbuster. I’d rather have their employees judge my life choices.

This is gross

@atrupar Perhaps @jaketapper could have commented on the spiraling brain descent of @POTUS like he did with Biden...

TAPPER: When Trump threatened to kill the entire Iranian civilization, did that bother you as a diplomat? MARK RUTTE: I'm not commenting. What I want you to know is I support the president

@atrupar Two weeks as if we have not heard this a thousand times before LOL #twoweeks

Trump: “I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for two weeks”

@Reuters @SenMullin @DHSgov off to a good start... What an #asshole

Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin said customs officials could stop processing international travelers at major US airports in 'sanctuary cities' that have declined to cooperate with the Trump administration's hardline immigration crackdown reut.rs/3Ofacqq