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JUST IN: Billionaire Mark Cuban says he sold "most" of his Bitcoin. "Bitcoin has lost the plot."


Lizzo arrives at amfAR #Cannes

Detectives revealed new evidence in ChudTheBuilder's attempted murder case, including: - Weapons - Body armor - Bulletproof vest - Plane ticket to Istanbul

Someone is selling an entire hill in Tuscany. 45 hectares, for €1.3M ($1.5M). That's 111 acres of southern Tuscan countryside with a 500m² stone farmhouse on top, 9 bedrooms, 7 bathrooms, a pool, and an outdoor wood-burning oven. The estate sits at 400m altitude on a privately owned hill near Saturnia, 8 km from the famous thermal baths and 50 km from the Tyrrhenian Sea. The farmhouse was built in the early 1800s by the Piccolomini Counts as the steward's residence for what was once a much larger estate. The current 45 hectares break down as 37 ha of woodland, 7 ha of arable land, and 1 ha of olive grove with 50 trees. It borders a nature park and the Albenga River. What makes the price interesting is the land. 45 hectares fully consolidated and bordering a protected park is rare at this level in Tuscany. Most farmhouses in this price range come with 1-3 hectares of land. Here you're buying the hill itself. The trade-off is access. You're 160 km from Rome airport and 200 km from Pisa, so this isn't a fly-in-for-the-weekend kind of place. Then again, if you're buying a hill in Tuscany, being hard to reach is probably the point. How much would something like this cost where you live?



🚨BREAKING:🚨 A group of marine biologists specializing in cephalopod research has proposed the ill fated divers in the Maldives were captured by a giant squid and stashed in the cave as food!! This seems like the most plausible explanation so far. What a horrible way to go


so let me get this straight in the last cycle people didn’t know whether or not launching a token would be totally chill or would be totally jail because the SEC wasn’t willing to establish modern rules so to be safe don’t launch a fungible token in a US jurisdiction get really good lawyers who will tell you how to navigate a mission impossible laser room of jurisdictions so you don’t get in trouble with your little coin then someone you don’t know and will never meet will launch your token’s smart contract in BVI or Panama or wherever it’s chill to do that so ‘you’ didn’t launch it for tax purposes the token will get appraised at de minimis so you don’t get fucked on taxes with a fortune of phantom income at tge treasury is managed off-shore by a ‘Foundation’ put a DAO in front to advise the Foundation on how to distribute a token by voting on different proposals people organize beauracratize and participate in a pure democracy where the richest people have the most votes and winners get free money? but at least that’s a reason to buy the token builders try really hard get disillusioned by proposals get scorned by other participants get blamed when its not working pitchforks dissolve dao but then rich people holding tokies to control the ballot have no reason to hold market sell price down only everyone jaded all because navigating a grey zone legal landscape from washington beaureaucrats who didn’t want to set a clear policy tokie ATL but now new leadership is autistic at simplifying and thinks a bunch of shit doesn’t make sense and is going to tear down and rebuild and streamline everything until its coherent did I get that right?

















