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@Green13Derick @Berserk_brims @Guinn_Cory University of Miami - Coral Gables, FL Miami University (founded before Florida was a state btw) - Oxford, OH

@formule_un_ @Berserk_brims @Guinn_Cory This literally doesn't work because it's University of Miami...

Another one 🙃 There is no “West Florida University”

@Berserk_brims @Guinn_Cory Semantics until you commit to Miami University and end up in Ohio!

@Guinn_Cory Thank you Sergeant Semantics

@MasonTrenaman That shit was hitting the wall lmfao

Kick that fan out man, woulda been a homerun if he hadn’t touched it #Reds

@KinkyZakaria @HedgeDirty @xwanyex Columbus, Ohio-maxxing

@HedgeDirty @xwanyex yeah lol this is why every 150k+ city should be able to annex and absorb every island city and suburb within a 10mi radius of downtown. if you want a say in the politics of the city you live next to, just say so! we’re always happy to expand the map!

In America, the suburbs are normative. Cities belong to their suburbs, not the reverse. The deal is that cities are allowed lib out as much as they want so long as they don't wreck anything that matters to the burbs. Break that deal and state govt will remind you really rules

@tgert @JoelWBerry Columbus is awesome what are you smoking

@JoelWBerry I hate what Columbus has become 🤦‍♀️

There’s no reason a deep red state like Ohio should have lawless Leftist enclaves like Cincinnati, Columbus, and Cleveland. Ohio should pass a constitutional amendment (can pass with 51% of the popular vote) that ALL citizens of the state can vote for the leadership of the 3 biggest cities, including mayor and city council. All citizens use these cities, they travel through these cities, they conduct commerce with these cities, and they help fund these cities. They’re often victims of the lawlessness in these cities. They should have a right to vote for the leadership of these cities. Open up the vote to all citizens, and our big cities will get cleaned up almost overnight.

@kellythe4th @agents900 @StroudMerchant @Ariannnyy_ Reiterating the point: “broke bums are free 24/7”

@agents900 @StroudMerchant @Ariannnyy_ Of course your nonsensical tweet got double my likes. Did it feel powerful to role play this rude deranged man and this profession you know literally nothing about? lmaoo

Dating scene is so cooked. This girl just told me she was seeing this lawyer for four months. He was always either on the phone at dinner or would cancel the dates due to work. When she called it out he said “okay, well, it’s either that or we can split the bill.”

@SportsCenter @saltersl 12 points off 10 shais might be the most unethical triple double ever

"You had a triple double in just four shots ..." "I only had four shots?!" KAT learning his stat line in real time with @saltersl after closing out the Hawks 😭

@veggiesnbeef @Lottie_Lou_C @knjeIite Not in the slightest

this one hit the timeline like a nuclear bomb whole house mad

@alanorexic Bait?

its so disgusting how many people think this is normal, acceptable, and funny

@GioWexner The thing everyone’s missing ab this is he’s going to be a lineman, might just be the guy equivalent. They’re perfect for each other

Pour one out for our fallen brother tonight

@ClwnPrncCharlie @bubbling_creek Describing*

@ClwnPrncCharlie @bubbling_creek (I’m not a doctor/in the medical field) There doesn’t need to be any moral value associated with it, it’s just deceiving a phenomena that leads to reduced patient quality of life

It’s so funny that doctors don’t realize how obnoxious this is—shut up and do what you’re told! No one cares about what you think of their parents’ end of life plan

@ClwnPrncCharlie @bubbling_creek “creating” is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that assertion

@bubbling_creek They also seem to be creating a composite character who is both dim and wicked and whose requests are coming from them trying to make up for being wicked

@chokensp When the alternative is a PIT maneuver… still much safer

@formule_un_ If failure results in an out of control still speeding vehicle it shouldn't be used lol

Cops be like hmmm today I will turn a speeding vehicle into an uncontrollable multi ton projectile thats moving at 70mph

@chokensp x.com/metrodetroitn/… This is what a successful deployment looks like, the line connect back the police car

@chokensp It looks the device failed to connect, there are many other cases where it performs as intended

@ABC7 Grappler is still a safer alternative to PIT maneuver even with this incident

A chase through the Inland Empire came to a dramatic end in Jurupa Valley on Wednesday afternoon when deputies attempted to deploy a grappler device moments before a major crash. abc7.la/H6fUav

@mynamejeffmeme0 @FaaairlyDecent @ABC7 The article says it was a self inflicted gunshot wound???

@afrovocative @Des4theewin @HighHeelEsquire @smoke_nd_pearlz This thinking always confuses me bc yall realize most cases of child crimes come from ppl already known to them not random strangers?

@Des4theewin @HighHeelEsquire @smoke_nd_pearlz Baby… you can’t control other adults with insidious intentions. Imagine you send your 13 yr old to the movies unsupervised, and on her way to the restroom alone, she gets assaulted or kidnapped. TF is her other 13 yr old friends gonna do?

“It’s ok she doesn’t have to go” is FRYING ME 😭😭😭😭😭

@roserunaways Idk I’m not gonna offer or accept friendship as a consolation prize for something not working out. That’s not to say everything has to be bad terms but i have enough friends already that dont carry the baggage of unrequited feelings

@formule_un_ it's only a humiliation ritual if they are lying to continue to have access to you, and you allow that to happen. or, if you only see people as potential partners and fuck buddies. pretty miserable way to live.

i get it if you dont see them that way, but it irks my soul that people get upset about this cause it's like... sometimes yall dont click that way?? you cool as fuck but i dont see the romance. and that doesnt have to mean cutting you off and only viewing you as a failed partner.