Andy 👠💄

sub: “i want to serve you, but i don’t send because i’m not into findom.” me:

Shopping isn’t exciting anymore. Everything is overpriced, terrible quality, & ugly.

Where are the worship subs?!

I’m not mad at it. Men are really ugly, about time they start getting some help.

taking applications thank u

sorry, I only like men who kiss my ass literally & figuratively.

Me after I put another idiot in debt

We need subs to come up with better fake sub names, okay??? Get rid of: Matt John Matthew Josh Jacob Sam Thomas James Daniel Ryan Kevin Brian Did I miss any?!

@imfunnychat I love this photo ugh

New stress ball just dropped *squish*

you’ll have boobs like these and some insecure weirdo will call you fat

i have the opposite of evil eye 🧿

M 　 O 　　　 N 　　　　 E 　　　　　Y 　　 　　　　　 I 　　　　 S 　　　 C 　　　 O M I N G ｡ ･ﾟ ｡°*. ｡*･

me with my subs

Summer ‘26 vision board inspiration so far

Random reply guy simps on the internet will go to war for me and I think that’s beautiful tbh

female rage is watching the most evil man you ever met deny all the things he's done & pretend he’s a good person

Telling a faceless account “you’re so pretty” when you have yet to see a face reveal… if you don’t get your ass out of my DMs

my type:

true or false?🤑