sophie

coworker was talking 2 her customer about being a people pleaser and my customers were listening and were like "wow thats exactly what we were talking about. we're always experience synchronicities here. like when we saw that santa cruz hat" and im like. every1 is stupid now

found out that my manager is so kind because he used to be fat

u guys dont even understand how good im eating tonight

this image takes on new and disturbing meaning once you learn that peeing as hard as you can weakens your pelvic floor can lead to incontinence later in life

was talking to customer abt our muffins n i was like yeah they’re a lot i eat like half of one n im stuffed n she was like oh not for me i could eat half of YOU in one bite like okayyyyyyyyyy

i was on the bathroom floor at 11pm doing this the third time me and my ex broke up

2hollis x sacramento collab during draft season. put ur ballers on the kings

So what if im amazing? Who cares

this but it’s the oversized button up i’m wearing to work that’s making me feel attracted to women rn

u know what sure

been joyously smoking cigarettes today. 5 cigarettes smoked in pure joy. didn’t even know it was possible

ijboled at this priv draft bc genuinely Yeah

how dudes look at you after telling you you better start a walkin babe love takes miles

white guy coworker with mustache and glasses whose favorite artists are jpegmafia and mf doom and favorite movies are hereditary and nightcrawler

u will be having the worst day at work leaving the register to throw up in the bathroom and then two different bitches on two different breaks will be singing out loud in the break room

We need to blend everyone together into one mega person

dinner tonight. 1.5 pounds of roasted brussels sprouts and some mustard

@snorelei i was lowkey waiting for u to see this hahahahaha 🫂

😭 whatever