Four Fighters

There goes my Hero. Devastated. No words. #Niki

@rickygervais That bull knew who his target was. Shame of it is, the result will have been StaNdArd.

Boom! Love his cunty little hat flying off. #BanBullfighting

@susannareid100 @alexberesfordTV My God, Alex. So sorry for your loss. Not watched GMB for a few days, but caught your interjections on the debate the other week. This is horrifically ironic. And that’s not a strong enough word for it. Love to you and your family.

So well said @alexberesfordTV

@Lauratobin1 Freezing rain here in Bradford overnight. I nearly broke my neck going to get my bacon just now.

@MBrundleF1 Absolutely right, Brunders! That car, in particular is a stunner. I wouldn’t bet against them. Let’s just hope Valtteri has more luck...

I like the styling of the 2019 F1 cars in general. Had a good look around the new Mercedes in the week at Silverstone, unbelievably complex yet compact, and reliable too it seems. We may only have 10 teams and 20 cars, but the quality in depth is the best in F1 history.

@VFritzNews Don’t get me started. #eon

11 million households protected by the Government’s energy price cap have been told that their bills are set to go up by around £100 a year. What good is a cap if it moves just months after it was set? A question I put to the chief executive of the regulator, OFGEM. Have a listen

@benshephard @susannareid100 @kategarraway @Lauratobin1 @GMB You’re a lucky boy, Ben.

Morning all - 3 ladies in Red is there a better way to wake up!! 🤣👍@susannareid100 @kategarraway @Lauratobin1 @GMB

@carolvorders @netflix Budge up, Vorders! And stop hogging the snacks! x

Hello Saturday night.....total scruffs, no make up, a sofa all to myself and @Netflix....Bliss ❤️

@keithb_b @thomasknox @SpaJw @Bergmann_Mat It’s dangerous to tar a whole country with one brush. Gordon Brown is the only UK politician to have made any sense throughout this debacle.

@thomasknox @SpaJw @Bergmann_Mat Intention does not do magic, it’s effects which matter. The effect of Brexit has been to embolden racist, nationalist, populist sentiment in UK and across EU 27. And to weakened democratic controls on executive power in UK. Do you still think it worth the cost? If so: own it.

My granddad was an avid nazi until his death in the early 90s. He was a small town banker, volunteered in 40 and became a staff sergeant in the Wehrmacht. He was leading a so called "anti partisan" unit at the Eastern Front, participated in the capture of Kiew.

@kirrawilliam @Bergmann_Mat @MccabeTheBull It’s not all of us. Please don’t think that we all want out. That is not the case. The whole thing is an embarrassment.

@Bergmann_Mat @GuitarMoog Your relatives’ choices are not your fault. The past is where it belongs, no matter how much it may hurt. Brexit is a joke. I’m embarrassed to call myself British right now. Borders cause wars. Nachten, mein Freund. One Europe. One World.

And thanks @GuitarMoog for the idea of writing this down.

#NoDejenDeBuscar #GuernseyPolice

@alo_oficial @lxznr @rubarrichello Most inspirational photograph I’ve seen today. Brought a tear to my eye.

Looking forward to race with the legends @lxznr @rubarrichello ! I respect you a lot my friends!! ✊️👏🏻 #racers #inspiration #respect #friends #daytona

Love and peace to all, whatever you’re celebrating this Christmastime. It’s been a weird one this year for us. But it’s also been an absolute pleasure. All our love to you. To all our venues and promoters. To... facebook.com/10546733283390…

@VFritzNews Who cares! I thought you were great this morning! I don’t care what you were wearing.

cutbacks starting to bite...

@rickygervais I don’t believe a word of it! Good use of comma though after “So”.

I live in Hampstead and The Upper East Side of Manhattan. I have the same few friends I've always had and most nights I stay in drinking wine with Jane and Ollie. If it wasn't for Twitter I couldn't write comedy about how weird and wonderful this fucked up world is. So, Thanks!

Thank-you so much to everybody who turned out for my solo acoustic set tonight. It meant so much to me. Also, big thanks to Misery Remains and Into The Silence.

@RealBobMortimer Why don’t you just speak your mind?!

I have no idea what it is I want, how it can be achieved or why I want it... but if I don’t get it I will dismantle my home and feed it piece by piece into my shitpipe

@susannareid100 @JudgeRinderTV @GMB Aw! That’s lovely. Happy Christmas to all. xx

My heart! The last person I had a proper drink with - @JudgeRinderTV - is our guest after 8am this morning @gmb #AllRise