Joel Klassen

You're not a true fan of the anime (my tweets) unless you have read the manga (my 110 page arXiv papers).

@QuantumMemeing *frantically stapling a fancy outfit to a poster board*

you want a QIP talk so you can show your research to the wider community i want a QIP talk so i can show of my snazzy outfits we are not the same

@DulwichQuantum That is not how you wear a wrist watch my dude.

Welcome to the World of Quantum!

Juicy

Happy with drawing today

Thanks to the organizers of #Tqc2023 -- and especially to Lídia del Rio (@MarjBaldwin ) -- for putting together a great conference!

@fourvector i just refuse to acknowledge non-square matrices

feeling existential panic as someone asks me to screenshare and i don't know whether i closed my "how to multiply matrices" tab

Back to drawing after a long hiatus.

@decodoku So is it good?

@AndreasAtETH @qudev @ETHQuantumCntr @ETH_physics @ETH_en Quantum pong?

This is our 30-m-long #cryogenic link to connect #quantum devices with microwave transition frequencies to each other coherently using photons. This could work with superconducting #circuits, mechanical #oscillators or #spins and more. Any ideas on what to do with it?

@amydiehl Probably more like 1/8th of the screen to be fair.. but any amount felt like too much.

@amydiehl On my last flight I was working on my computer (within my allocated space) and the man sitting next to me pulled out a full sized newspaper that he proceeded to open up 1950s armchair father style, obscuring half my computer screen. His left hand was actually resting on my laptop

How many women have encountered #manspreading on flights?

Can we approximate noisy quantum channels with a time-dependent Markovian dynamics from just a few measurements? We answer 'yes', with an algorithm to explicitly retrieve a sequence of Lindblad operators yielding the best-fit evolution to the data. scirate.com/arxiv/2303.089…

@letonyo I asked it to give me some examples of stabilizer codes, and it gave me random strings of Pauli's . But that was the previous version. It can write qiskit code pretty well though.

So are there researchers in QEC / quantum computing who use ChatGPT for research? ie beyond improving texts? Asking for a friend whether these 20$ would be well spent. #GPT4 #QEC

@bayesianboy What mathematics is it necessary for a philosopher of mathematics to know in order to be a good philosopher of mathematics?

Only 8 days to go until the 24 February application deadline for our 2023 Quantum Algorithms Internship programme! Join us to push the boundaries of quantum computing research. phasecraft.io/news/2023-phas…

@Edweirdian I mean, to be fair... have you seen some of the names arxiv.org/abs/hep-ph/971…

@fourvector "Invent" makes it sound like they just make them up out of whole cloth, just writing down names on a whiteboard at random.

I'm confused... isn't this just the textbook scientific process ?