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I'm guessing that the v1 API got switched off as my Twitter app has stopped updating. That means that the only thing that made being here bearable has gone. I'll probably check in every now and then but from now on I'll only be posting on Mastodon.

@karenbrand Hopefully Tiz passed on my birthday wishes to you as well, but if not, happy belated birthday wishes to you birthday buddy 🙂

@frak I’m not sure you’ll see this, but happy birthday man x

@Denkar1891 Thank you Dennis, just having a relaxed day and about to go in to town for some birthday shopping! I trust all is well with you and yours...

@frak Hope you have a fantastic day. 🎁

Tesla dealerships don't want you to know this one weird trick of using saltwater and lemon juice to preserve and maintain the finish on their cybertrucks.

@Denkar1891 Ain't that the truth.

@frak Unfortunately I don’t ride my bike anymore. I now have arthritic knees and just standing at work is a chore. But I have to pay the bills. Getting old sucks. 😂

What's up bitches?

@Denkar1891 Yeah, seeing children grow makes you feel very old. I'm very happy that you're all doing well. Do you still bike to work?

@frak I’ll have to try it sometime. Work, work, work. Lol Watching my grandkids growing up. Can’t believe Jacob is in his teens already. And Moxxie gets cuter every day. And talking. My daughter is doing well too.

@Denkar1891 Mate. It's the bomb. Really easy to make as well. So what's been going on with you?

@frak I’ve never tried it. But strawberry sounds good.

@Denkar1891 Ah yes, I forget about that place. To be honest, there's not that much difference between them all. However, the standout ones were grapefruit and strawberry. The strawberry one especially - just 😘

@frak Yeah I’ve seen Tiz’s instagram. You have any other flavors you want to try out? And I see you have 2 new furry friends too. Sorry to hear about Crazy.

@Denkar1891 I can't complain, but usually do. The garden has been particularly lush and fruitful this year which is great. I got into making limoncello since I found out you can buy pure alcohol here now. Easy and very tasty 🤤

@frak Hanging in there. How are you my friend?

@Denkar1891 Well now, how the devil are you old chap? Keeping well I hope

@frak 👋🏻

@NandosUK Any chance you can offer mayonnaise as a condiment in your restaurants?

@karenbrand happy birthday, twin! 🎉🎁🎉🎁

@Denkar1891 Thank you Dennis, heading to New Zealand for Xmas and New Year tomorrow so yeah, hopefully a very good one 😁

@frak Not sure you will see this. But I want to we you a Happy Birthday 🎉🎁 Hope you make it a good one.

@RockstarGames do you know of any current issues affecting RDR2 on PC? My game saves are somehow getting corrupted and I am getting random crashes. Never had any issues in the past with it.

@reginalddhunter ahhhh, back when you were a baby 😜

@netflix Hey guys! Yet another new show has been cancelled by you before it even had a chance to tell it's story (Kaos). I don't think I could ever start watching something new created by yourselves and I feel you are shooting yourselves in the foot with moves like this.

@Grumpcake I saw this and thought of you... @nervous_jesse/112888876241754066" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">mathstodon.xyz/@nervous_jesse…

@sainsburys No it's fine, I just won't make that mistake again. Thanks anyway.

@frak Can you please send us a DM by following the link with a photo of the product barcode and your receipt? Can you also please confirm your full name, address, postcode, email and Nectar card number? I'll look into this for you. Thanks, Mary twitter.com/messages/compo…

Yum, @sainsburys bacon here looking so appetising! Comes complete with it's own lake.

@sainsburys Haringey superstore that is

@sainsburys Haringey, this afternoon. However, I don't know if you've noticed but pretty much all of your bacon is pumped full of salt water these days.