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@SlenderSherbet Otis is a distinguished gentle-pup, really

If you'd like to see your pets on this year's advent calendar, you know where to send them.

@kirkstallbrew This has @steveo written all over it!!! @nocontxtoffmenu

Some of you may have noticed the new style door at the Taproom today. Someone came after closing time last night and decided to come in anyway. Everything is fine but we are sad to report all our Monster Munch have been stolen. This is not a joke.

My old friend @SuellaBraverman has described rough sleeping as a 'lifestyle choice' I always thought lifestyle choices were things such as cargo pants, fishing and decorating your bathroom with a bowl of potpourri. I want to see if this image I found on google described as 'Wooden Botanical Fragrant Potpourri Bowl With Lemon' can raise £50,000 for homelessness charity @crisis_uk Donate here: instagram.com/p/CzPTaJzIK4M/…

@treacletatts I would die for him too 😭😭😭

I would die for Otis !!!!!!!! What a cutie pie!!!!!!

@treacletatts feel like I should publicly announce to you that I am GETTING A PUPPY 😭!!! Please meet Otis, the love of my life 💜

@trashley_ashley 😭🤣 what a sad little life Christopher

Erm… ok

@trashley_ashley +1 xx

@franclimbs Love you xx

It’s 2am on Saturday morning. This week I picked my egg donor for my fertility journey. I cannot stop thinking about them, the baby and the constant hope that this will work. If y’all can manifest for me I’ll really bloody appreciate it. Community has helped me before…

@theadammcintyre Welcome to my hometown 💜

manchester baby

@MarkDickenson77 @DampQuiche No way! I cannot wait to read this!!! 🙌🏻

📢 My first novel available now amzn.eu/d/hNwKT2w 📢 First-time burglar Zoe dreams of using the big score to track down her long-lost parents. She’s caught red-handed with a dead mark and her shabby saviour is over-the-hill Hitman Stan, but his price is steep... Read now👀

@trashley_ashley That’s brilliant news :)

@franclimbs No all good thank you. I’m out thank god. Xx

If you’re not into orange food then Salford Royal ain’t for you.

@trashley_ashley Oh wow. Can we sneak food in for you? Will happily swing by tomorrow!

@trashley_ashley Orange/beige buffet! Sending big hugs x

@twperritos @treacletatts

@TalkTalk trying to get a refund for being charged (overcharged!!) after cancellation and we’re caught in a loophole of hell between departments each saying different things. Absolutely shocking customer service. Can someone please help us?!

@OffMenuOfficial @EdGambleComedy @brumhippodrome @RoyalAlbertHall @BristolHipp @RoyalNottingham @SECGlasgow @O2ApolloManc @brightdome @BGETheatre Aw thanks for the link but I’m from Manchester :)

@OffMenuOfficial @EdGambleComedy @brumhippodrome @RoyalAlbertHall @BristolHipp @RoyalNottingham @SECGlasgow @O2ApolloManc @brightdome @BGETheatre set alarm. tried getting tickets at 10:00am on the dot. NO TICKETS AVAILABLE. had a breakdown. Bon Appetit.

🍽 OFF MENU: LIVE 🍽 🚐 Tour announcement! 🚐 Ed and James are taking the Dream Restaurant on the road for the podcast‘s first ever live tour 🎟 On sale 10am Fri offmenupodcast.co.uk/off-menu-live-… Sign-up to our mailing list for pre-sale access at 10am Thu 👉 eepurl.com/gjfyID

@Jengo37 @OffMenuOfficial @EdGambleComedy @brumhippodrome @RoyalAlbertHall @BristolHipp @RoyalNottingham @SECGlasgow @O2ApolloManc @brightdome @BGETheatre all sold out at 10:00am when it went live. bollocks :(

@OffMenuOfficial @EdGambleComedy @brumhippodrome @RoyalAlbertHall @BristolHipp @RoyalNottingham @SECGlasgow @O2ApolloManc @brightdome @BGETheatre It seems that 02 Apollo gave all of their presale Tickets to priority holders 😭😭😭

@StagecoachGM what are your rules on buses leaving too early? Was at a bus stop at 6:53 for a bus leaving at 6:56 and it either never showed up or left way too early?!?

What’s the point? For 6 years, Tommy and I obsessed over the Dawn Wall. Many openly asked why we were wasting the prime of our careers on an impossible dream. At a low point in my morale, Tommy summed it up nicely and it re-lit my fire: