The Franco

Hold on false alarm we just found more Baja Blast lol

Sorry y’all…we just ran out of Baja Blast indefinitely

@hansvanharken Wouldve been funny if on the other side, it showed Allen licking the cookie crumbs off of Mr.Boss's stomach and chest.

looooool

@ElCid_Tweets Attaboy. Hopefully he doesnt use that slur towards people with pacemakers or other cyborgs among us. It would be pretty funny though.

Playing Portal 2 with my son to teach him to never trust an A.I. clanker.

@HikikomoriMedia The day James Rolfe uncucked himself they called it.

10 years later, Patton Oswalt still owes him an apology

@Xbox Im not personally into the game Crazybus or hardcore elderly porn.

Reminder: just because you're not personally into a game, doesn't mean it's a bad game

@PicturesFoIder At a glance, i thought this was @egoraptor but with higher T levels.

Influencer Chud the Builder allegedly ordered nearly $400 worth of food, went live inside the restaurant after being told not to, then refused to pay the bill and ended the night getting arrested.

@hansvanharken What the hell were they thinking with giving them animal legs? They basically look like animals dressed up and forced to stand up like humans.

guys look i fixed it

@DAKKADAKKA1 Beaver and Butt Face

Say their names.

The Fat-Tailed Sheep Found across Pakistan and the Middle East, these sheep store huge amounts of fat in their oversized tails, giving them one of the strangest body shapes in the animal world.

@mrwtffacts 90% of Bluesky users are alerting each other not to go to Brazil ever.

⚠️ In Brazil, a 48-year-old ice cream vendor abducted a 1-year-old baby girl from a floating boat where her mother had put her to sleep. He raped the toddler, murdered her, and dumped her tiny defenseless body in the river. When the horrific news spread, hundreds of outraged locals, including the baby’s mother, stormed the police station holding the suspect. They dragged the rapist out, beat him, doused him with gasoline, and burned him alive in the street. All captured live on social media.

@hayasaka_aryan The face that launched a thousand ships......THE OTHER WAY!

Christopher Nolan is trying to convince you that men went to war over this in his version of the Odyssey

if I just think of this I start giggling to myself

@SeverusChud Remake Tifa looks like a Japanese cosplayer trying to look like Tifa. She needs to look like Jennifer again. Also, they should've had her call Barret a retard in the Shinra stairs scene like the good 'ol days.

Reminder: Tifa Lockhart’s cup size was meant to be five times bigger in FF7R before Square Enix’s ethics department stepped in and trashed the entire game.

@deathink Did they try making the commies out to be good guys? Also, will Seth blame its failure on "white supremacists" again?

Animal Farm got a 2.7/10 lol get fucked!

@hansvanharken Van Harken, i never knew you were a nephilim.

i hate facebook

@DefiantLs "Like, why should i have kids when i can just smoke weed and be politically annoying and unfunny till the day i die instead huhuhuhuhuhuhuh!"

Seth Rogan says he doesn't want children, because it seems like a "dark stressful life with small moments of joy" “You don’t need kids... The world won’t even be here in 30 years.”

@ElCid_Tweets Looking back at my replies and just barely noticed you said beef tallow in the original post. Ay Caramba.

@ElCid_Tweets I almost blew a gasket in anticipation of what you'd say. That's the best possible answer i couldve hope for. Haha

Beef tallow, garlic butter buffalo sauce, pre-dried wings for extra crisp. Almost frying time. 🍗

@Khurd214 @DAKKADAKKA1 The troon bullet only grazed him. Dude came to his senses early on. Which doesnt happen often.

@franco_fury @DAKKADAKKA1 Wait really he is troon now?

🤔

@SickAnimation Damn. You cant even buy a delicious Subway™ footlong rotisserie chicken sub on toasted jalepeño cheddar bread with that scratch. That dude deserves a violent case of gonorrhea.

This guy behind the counter at Rite Aid wanted to buy my Matthew Shepherd guitar pick necklace. The one I caught at his very first concert. I just laughed. This and my BF‘s dog tag from Iraq are 2 things that I will never part ways with, for any price, especially not no damn $8