Just overheard a fellow student in the library turn to her mate and exclaim “I just wrote a whole paragraph by me ones! Not even a bit of ChatGPT”. Just send the flood, Lord.
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frank_morrish
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Patiently waiting for the day that Joe Root overtakes Tendulkar.
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@Read_Acted @enjoyer_liberty Nah it could be a lot worse than a funeral. You're already supposed to be looking miserable. Just hang on in there until someone breaks open the wine at midday at the wake
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Worst places to have a hangover:
• airport/on a flight
• playing golf
• at work
• at a wedding
• kid’s birthday party
• stuck in traffic
• church
What else??
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HAHA the more I watch the funnier this gets. It's halfway up middle and off hahaha
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You can't - and I cannot stress this enough - leave those
Durham Cricket@DurhamCricket
First ball of pre-season... 😮💨 #ForTheNorth
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Read the whole article; it’s even worse than you might imagine. It’s basically a fabricated complaint to smear him for criticising Israel in his settlers doc. She’s a nasty Zionist
Vittoria@vitt2tsnoc
He spent the entire doc with men who beat people for clicks, scam kids, can’t string an argument together, believe women are dirt, are on the run playing punch machines in Marbella, while wearing those little man bags, yet Theroux is the most annoying man in Britain? Be serious.
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Rewatching that Sherlock episode in which a dossier of digital kompromat is released, exposing a member of the royal family's sexual depravity, and prompting the wider British establishment to cover it up at huge public expense. All feels a bit on the nose
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Hate to kick a man when he's down but the photo op was too good to pass up
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@milehighami Lionel Messi is the greatest footballer of all time and is essentially a midget
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name 1 sport thats not a genetic lottery.
R.@Rzj77_
Most talentless sport itw. A genetic lottery
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Continues to amaze me how bad the premier league app is and always has been
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@DrGW0 @frogs4girls This didn’t happen, did it? They run extra bus services on NYE, and the tube runs all night and is free
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@frogs4girls I once walked home from a club in Camden Town on NYs day because there were no night busses. It took 6 hours. Didn't really think it through.
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i do not think i understood how large london is. this is a very large city.
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@brungearmuranch Good. There will finally be someone to liven you old stiffs up a bit
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A beer you’re enjoying will feel like drinking a shot of beer. A beer you’re not enjoying will feel like you’re drinking a bathtub of the stuff
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Rothesaysexuals have found this tweet
〽️ikey@michaeI11_
Ben Duckett should not be under pressure for his test spot
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@jtimsuggs Tried to rewatch it recently. Couldn’t hack it. It’s so bad
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@kieran_ashton1 Sansbeanstalk’s best work imo is Paul Inclusive. Captures entirely the innate meloncholy of that very British subculture in minutes
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"America is not in decline bro"- my guy, a lobotomite youtuber is talking to a pedo reality tv president about liberating the gays and women with bombs surrounded by merch hats
War Monitor@WarMonitors
⚡️Trump on Iran: "We support gays, but they throw gays off the buildings... we have to wipe out the evil. It's an evil curse. They're evil people."
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if they’re going to remove pictures of people from the back of our banknotes I do think they should at least be consistent and also remove the overpaid, unelected, inbred, elitist, pedophile ring members from the front, too.
Helen Barnard@Helen_Barnard
Am I allowed to really not care what pictures they put on banknotes? I mean, look around. It could not matter less.
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Palmer’s like one of those kids that can play Beethoven but can’t feed himself
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