frankenginger

The 2020s have been a lot more Minneapolis-centric than you'd expect.

(after my card declines) Strange. That account has 1 million dollars in it

do NOT project your lack of whimsy onto me

big day for guys who like to monitor situations

it's messed up that there a million songs about love but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders

It’s seriously stupid how great life can be if you marry well

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using chatgpt for anything

Why did Christopher Robin imagine his stuffed donkey had clinical depression.

i find ur lack of whimsy quite disturbing

Surrounded by people who drive too slowly (sanctimonious suck-ups who should have their licenses taken away) & people who drive too fast (reckless lunatics risking everyone’s lives who should have their licenses taken away) And then there’s me. Perfect as always

i can't work under these festive conditions

driver didn’t like that i was singing along to chappell roan so he switched to a rock station but i know nickelback too bitch

no one wants to play mancala these days and that’s the problem

There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the cancelled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

Imagine looking back one day and realizing you were brave enough to chase the life you truly wanted and it worked.

name a better rebrand than gambling becoming prediction markets

a big pet peeve of mine is when people sneeze multiple times in a row. like figure that out and put an end to it… take some control of your life

“Young people don’t want to work hard anymore” No. Young people don’t want to work hard anymore…for you. You have to create a company worth working hard for.

next year maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend