Fran Richter

i only tweet when i'm high.

my toxic trait is that i think i understand every enigmatic athlete better than anyone ever has

Man. I can’t imagine having the resume of Pat Riley and having to entertain Jimmy Butler.

@VanLathan did Luka get Mark Cuban pregnant??

Luka gotta be Justin Tuckering around Dallas on some Deshaun Watson shit

it should be illegal to run into your neighbors when you’re stoned

instant turnoff: he’s into minions

life is fuckin' weird and hard.

i have spent 45 mins googling if GloRilla and Shaq ever actually dated. still couldn’t tell you

why are they wrong in the head but right in the bed, every damn time

do i miss lava lamps?

@leilacohan @LByock @jplicks what’s wrong with gelato!!!

@RoneJae SEASON 3. kem and chris <3

I’m watching season 4 of #LoveIsland (UK) and this sh*t is MMmessy! Was told this is the best season so I dove right in lol

@Armie_Strong you have a snapchat

Lol like should I make a Snapchat ? ☠️💀

@RachelleRW another day, another Rachelle subtweet i’m dying to figure out!!

wow, yet another day that my dog hasn’t brought me breakfast in bed

we don’t eat enough rice crispy treats

@ellorysmith how to want to be alive

Wish you could google things like. What am I doing with my life.

sorry but when you say buccal i hear bukkake

having an annoying personality on twitter is such an unforced error

@TheBigPic the trifecta of The Woman King (Viola & Gina), Women Talking (Sarah for directing, Claire, Rooney), and She Said (all!!!). the latter was the least strong of the season for me, but the message these snubs sends is so frustrating. important storytelling that should be recognized.

What’s your biggest #OscarNoms snub???

@DanLWillis you know what's sick? i, too, am insanely triggered by this thread. but now i also want mendo.

Do any other former Hollywood assistants flashback to hectic lunch pickups when visiting certain restaurants? No.. just me?