Fred Hogge

@lickedspoon Make it, Deb!

Feel like making tartiflette. Going to make tartiflette.

@nakedjam Eggsellent!!!!

@fredhogge Why can’t you tease egg whites? They can’t take a yolk😆

I love an egg, I really do. But there are some mornings when they just sit on the plate and look at you funny.

Don’t remember him. Remember them.

@lickedspoon @ThanePrince My words exactly.

@fredhogge @ThanePrince Waheeeey!

🙄😜🙄

@ThanePrince @lickedspoon I have about 40 hours to go.

@fredhogge @lickedspoon Have they let you out yet Fred?

@ThanePrince @lickedspoon You and me need to find some experts, Thane…

@fredhogge @lickedspoon Yes Fred, exactly that! If only.........

@ThanePrince @lickedspoon Some sort of a handy field guide written by experts…

@lickedspoon @fredhogge Manners are so important. If only there was a book that could help us......

@leavingrichmond As I am to hearing it, buddy!

@fredhogge Thank you, Fred! Looking forward to sharing it.

Always excited and a bit nervous the night before a new album comes out. Lots to double-check and proofread. So grateful to all the shows that have been playing the album in the lead up to its release and to the shows that have tracks on their upcoming schedules. Music is life.

@ericeatsout That explains everything…

Sorry for being a bit slow to this one, but Hurricane Eta? Are they naming the damned things after terrorist organisations now? Will it be Hurricane Farc next?

@beeeze It is.

@fredhogge Is that an opera cake?

The cake... instagram.com/p/CHfZApzlwaO/…

One fo you @taniakindersley

@curlywurlyfi @lucyinglis @kplunketthogge Really? Jolly good.

Ate a dry garlic bread from the bakery so powerful it is beyond offensive today. Would I crime again, immediately?

@Henriettagraham Exactly, the things are so strong they could use them to make a new space shuttle.

@fredhogge I’ve just the one white eyebrow hair- agree grows vertically out and appears to be made of Titanium

Okay, so here's as question for the ages: why is it that the eyebrows hairs that've turned white INSIST on growing straight out from the face instead of following the rest of the eyebrow in its predesignated direction? Answers on a postcard to W12 8QT.