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@w_terrence It's time to leave the country

What was the first thing that came to mind when you heard Thomas Massie lost?

@tedcruz For broader context, when including all pro-Israel groups and affiliated individuals, Cruz has received a career total of $1,872,592 from 1990 through the 2024 election cycles. This ranks him among the top U.S. Senators for such contributions.

I wish he hadn’t said this.

@NoLimitGains Your mom

What comes after every move like this?

@jimcramer Thank you Jesus! The rally is over!

We are no longer overbought so it is possible we can rally once more led by compute-ai and financials and even travel & leisure and manufacturing on the Middle East rebuild

@WomenBeingAwful Who nose?

Does anyone know what the fourth hole is?

@OpticNoir Back in my day we led with a cooked hand grenade.

How to peek

@SGTWipper1Each You’re Lickin Chicken over

Buddy Check! Y’all read me?

@AnaKasparian 30 pieces of silver

Ok. So, why is conservative media constantly choking on Israel’s genocide-infected nuggies?

@Breaking911 Damn that is a FAT PFC!!!

🚨 A Muslim service member says she would refuse orders if they involved targeting other Muslims.

So Iran just fired ballistic missiles at Diego Garcia… and there’s one major problem. Iran isn’t supposed to have missiles with that far of a range — so where did they come from? 👀

@tarenfeist Car sex on a forest road during a rain storm was a rite of passage back in the 1980’s.

Is it even a date night in the PNW without a downpour? Nah…

@AlphaThe54051 @unusual_whales Unless this precipitates a private credit crisis that is contagious.

Harnett's missing the key difference: 2008 was FINANCIAL contagion, this is GEOPOLITICAL repricing. → Credit spreads: Investment grade only +50bps (vs +600bps in 2008) → Bank solvency: Tier 1 ratios 13%+ vs 7% in 2008 → The trigger: War supply shocks vs subprime collapse Cross-market reality: $XLF banks actually GAINING from steepening yield curves $XLE $USO energy massive outperformance (opposite of 2008) ASX:WDS ASX:STO gap limits up while ASX:CBA holds 1979 parallel: Energy crisis + geopolitical chaos, but banks/credit stayed intact. This isn't 2008. This is 1979 with better bank capital.

Bank of America’s Harnett has said markets are looking like 2008.

@MeghanMcCain @IfindRetards

I never would have supported the legalization of marijuana had I known what would end up happening to young people and our cities. I deeply regret it. Every major city and uber in them just reeks of weeds everywhere. It is absolutely vile.

@kenklippenstein @ColoradoOhio And you thought bipartisanship was dead.

House votes 357-65 to block release of congressional sexual misconduct and harassment reports nbcnews.com/politics/congr…

@TheAKGuy @TonyGonzales4TX Let’s go Brandon!

@TonyGonzales4TX Are you seriously congratulating yourself for not winning your primary?

Thank you President Trump and all those #TX23 constituents that support our campaign. Onward to a victorious May.

@cauzifer When was the last time you watered the plant?

If I sent this to you, what would your first thought be? 👀

@sxyskylarmae It must be really hard to clean a dog mess off that rug.

What did you think the moment you saw this?

@FoxiiAnna No, it should come with Plan B.

@JenniferSa89941 Neither. They are both chunky