Mayumi Vice

Can someone explain to me why this didn’t work

Was that an Earthquake or my Core Beliefs shifting?

Phones really are a human’s external hard drive. 🦾

Welp

You just gotta get outta LA sometimes

@patrickcarr_ Absolutely

@freesampleLIV Can I steal this idea, this is great

Going to start signing off my emails with Don’t Fuck This Up

My therapist brought out the DSM-5 during our session and it honestly felt like I was meeting a celebrity.

Where’s my Labor Day discount code for rent?

"Addams Family Christmas," by Charles Addams, 1947 💀⚰️🦇

@CarsonWeekly Nooooo Ben’s such a sweetie

Man finding out your dog has cancer the most heartbreaking shit ever , here’s to The rest of our time Together I’ll Be sure to cherish it while your here . Say a prayer For Big Ben

My friend just said “omg I did the most Olivia Hill thing today” and then to proceeded to tell me a story that was basically light narcissism 😹😅🥶

Sometimes our lineups blow us away too. Just look at these! 🎟️TIX AT WESTSIDECOMEDY.COM🎟️ @freesampleLIV @hansdickie @JoeWongComedy @BillyBonnell @jackiekashian @PallaviGunalan @SteveFurey @EsterKay @FerazOzel @davidnihill @thenikkibon @Hamptonyount #losangeles #santamonica

Luke warm take - The Beach Boys are the West Coast’s Phish (but better).

“I ate too fast because I was mad” an Olivia Hill story

It’s Grimace’s birthday, show some fucking respect.

Swifties,,, I wanna hire one of y’all to make me some custom Flavor Flav bracelets to trade for the next Eras Tour stop ya boy hits up,,,, Who can help,?? #TaylorSwift #ItsAClock

In my RED (Taylor’s Version) Era and makin new friends at #TaylorSwift @taylorswift13

face down ass up that’s the way we like to clear the gastrointestinal tract of farts