Laura Xixi

@Elise_Logan Cassia because cheap

Settle a dispute between Hubs and I. Which do you have in your spice collection?

vampires don't show up in mirrors because they're not real.

sometimes i'm like why am i irrationally angry and then i'm like oh there's an overhead light on

5 small tasks to do when you want to be productive but don’t have energy 🧵

@myqkaplan My secret trick for this: table of contents plus math!

NEW IDEA: books that announce at the start of each chapter exactly how many pages the chapter is going to be, so you don’t have to flip ahead to find out, if that is the sort of thing you do like it is for me

UI design is my passion

what could go wrong about a tax that must be paid before access to the polls.

I think the photo’s just been taken from quite close up, to be honest with you.

@ShitUserStory @KrauseFx Is linking to Jira allowed

Dear Google, If I am searching something in an incognito/private browsing window, why tf would you think I'd want to sign into my Google account?

(Thread) In the first What If? book, I answered a question about cooking a steak by dropping it from space. At one point, I commented—jokingly!—that if anyone put a steak in a hypersonic wind tunnel to gather better data, I’d love to see the video. Well, I have good news.

The Biden administration has restarted its free at-home Covid test program. Each household can order 4 free tests starting today through the USPS; I just ordered mine. covid.gov/tests

@myqkaplan Bucks Rock

morning! how are you today? what is new & good? or old & good? what is one of your favorite things you've ever experienced? some of mine: music peanut butter colors (purple and blue particularly but also all) movement sleep dreams drinking water when thirsty breathing you?

[P] Outstanding thread

you can paste the entire bee movie script into the texas anti-LGBTQ drag show reporting website

the youtube music recap is fundamentally funnier than spotify wrapped. oh you listened to a lot of kpop this year? well iiiiiii listened to Vulfpeck - Dean Town Bass Lesson for 120 minutes

Things thrown onstage at the Boston @thisismaneskin show: Cowboy hat Bra(s) Ukraine flag Bucket hat Things thrown into the audience: Victoria Damiano Thomas Drumsticks I think the audience got the better end of the deal

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