Shit User Story

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Shit User Story

@ShitUserStory

The internet nobody asked for.

Katılım Ocak 2021

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GregsGadgets@GregoryMcFadden·5d

These companies truly have no idea what regular people want

Allie K. Miller@alliekmiller

One of the loudest applauses in the entire Google keynote: Nishtha put on the new Gentle Monster + Gemini glasses, tapped the side to summon Gemini, and ALL in one prompt said “take a photo and put a cartoon blimp in the sky that says Google IO 2026” and within seconds, the preview of the edited photo from nano banana appeared on her watch. I want to spend less time on screens. AI really is coming everywhere. And so much is driven by voice AI as the interaction mode. #Google

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Shit User Story@ShitUserStory·16 Nis

As a… – meeting attendee I want… – AI meeting notes so that… – I have AI meeting notes

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Shit User Story@ShitUserStory·9 Eyl

As an... – iPhone 16 user I want... – an iPhone 17 so that... – I have an iPhone 17 #AppleEvent #iPhone16

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Shit User Story@ShitUserStory·9 Haz

As an… – #iOS26 user I want… – a translucent UI that reflects and refracts its surroundings, delivering a new level of vitality across controls so that… – I can struggle to read

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Shit User Story@ShitUserStory·11 Oca

As a… – user I want… – unlabelled icons so that… – delight

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Shit User Story@ShitUserStory·3 Kas

As an… – Instagram user I want to… – expand fifty-three comments, three comments at a time, in reverse chronological order so that… – I can read the conversation

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Shit User Story@ShitUserStory·9 Eyl

As an... – iPhone 15 owner I want... – an iPhone 16 so that... – I have an iPhone 16 #AppleEvent #iPhone16

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Shit User Story@ShitUserStory·31 Ağu

@axelinternet @jessmartin @cursor_ai twitter.com/shituserstory/…

Shit User Story@ShitUserStory

As a... – user I want to... – sign up for an account So that... – I have an account

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Jess Martin@jessmartin·30 Ağu

I'm trying a new thing today with @cursor_ai. I'm just writing user stories with bulleted list of requirements and then having Cursor implement using Composer and I basically QA it and then accept. This will be a thread of user stories + time to implement.

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Shit User Story@ShitUserStory·28 May

As a... – website visitor I want... – multiple large stylesheets hosted in various places so that... – I can briefly experience the internet of 1998

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Shit User Story@ShitUserStory·18 Haz

As a... – user pasting text from multiple sources I want to... – paste the source formatting by default so that... – all of my documents have that professional, ransom-note vibe

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Shit User Story@ShitUserStory·6 Haz

Inspired by my ✨AI-optimised ✨ washing machine.

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Shit User Story@ShitUserStory·6 Haz

As a… – user I want… – AI in every product so that… –

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Shit User Story@ShitUserStory·1 Haz

As a... – consumer I want to... – see my favourite multinational corporations update their social media graphics on June 1st so that... – it distracts me from their presence and business relationships in nations with limited LGBTQ+ rights

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Shit User Story@ShitUserStory·31 May

As an… – Instagram user I want… – an overwhelming number of options displayed in a wacky pile of buttons so that… – I can add fucking everything to my story

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Shit User Story@ShitUserStory·10 May

@ThiagoLunardi13 twitter.com/shituserstory/…

Shit User Story@ShitUserStory

As a... – Twitter user I want to... – have the timeline refresh a couple of seconds after opening the app So that... – the tweet I am half-way through reading is replaced with a more relevant, promoted tweet.

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Thiago Lunardi@ThiagoLunardi13·9 May

@ShitUserStory As a… - X user I want… - open the app and have my timeline refreshed after 3 seconds So that… - I can start scrolling the timeline searching for the post that I started reading and now disappeared

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Shit User Story@ShitUserStory·23 Nis

As a… – Twitter user I want… – access to the world’s most accurate real-time information source, a global town square for communication so that… – I can be repeatedly told to look between letters on my keyboard

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Shit User Story@ShitUserStory·6 Tem

As a… – website visitor I want to… – patiently wait for content to load dynamically so that… – I am awash with delight

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Shit User Story@ShitUserStory·20 Mar

As a… – Twitter user I want… – free speech so that… – ░P░U░S░S░Y░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░

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Shit User Story@ShitUserStory·15 Mar

@helloitsolly @Zoom twitter.com/shituserstory/…

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As a… – user cancelling a monthly subscription I want… – at least eleven opportunities to say “yes I am sure I want to unsubscribe”, each with questionable usage of continue and cancel button labels so that… – I might remain subscribed

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Olly@helloitsolly·14 Mar

You have to be kidding @Zoom

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Shit User Story@ShitUserStory·15 Mar

@lhomme23 twitter.com/shituserstory/…

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As a... – jobseeker I want to... – upload my CV in an accepted file format, and subsequently provide each piece of CV information to a webform So that... – both the employer and algorithm get the data in the format they require

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