As an...
– iPhone 16 user
I want...
– an iPhone 17
so that...
– I have an iPhone 17
#AppleEvent #iPhone16
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Shit User Story
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Shit User Story
@ShitUserStory
The internet nobody asked for.
Katılım Ocak 2021
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As an…
– #iOS26 user
I want…
– a translucent UI that reflects and refracts its surroundings, delivering a new level of vitality across controls
so that…
– I can struggle to read
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As a…
– user
I want…
– unlabelled icons
so that…
– delight
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As an…
– Instagram user
I want to…
– expand fifty-three comments, three comments at a time, in reverse chronological order
so that…
– I can read the conversation
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As an...
– iPhone 15 owner
I want...
– an iPhone 16
so that...
– I have an iPhone 16
#AppleEvent #iPhone16
English
I'm trying a new thing today with @cursor_ai.
I'm just writing user stories with bulleted list of requirements and then having Cursor implement using Composer and I basically QA it and then accept.
This will be a thread of user stories + time to implement.
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As a...
– website visitor
I want...
– multiple large stylesheets hosted in various places
so that...
– I can briefly experience the internet of 1998
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As a...
– user pasting text from multiple sources
I want to...
– paste the source formatting by default
so that...
– all of my documents have that professional, ransom-note vibe
English
As a…
– user
I want…
– AI in every product
so that…
–
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As a...
– consumer
I want to...
– see my favourite multinational corporations update their social media graphics on June 1st
so that...
– it distracts me from their presence and business relationships in nations with limited LGBTQ+ rights
English
As an…
– Instagram user
I want…
– an overwhelming number of options displayed in a wacky pile of buttons
so that…
– I can add fucking everything to my story
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@ShitUserStory As a…
- X user
I want…
- open the app and have my timeline refreshed after 3 seconds
So that…
- I can start scrolling the timeline searching for the post that I started reading and now disappeared
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As a…
– Twitter user
I want…
– access to the world’s most accurate real-time information source, a global town square for communication
so that…
– I can be repeatedly told to look between letters on my keyboard
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As a…
– website visitor
I want to…
– patiently wait for content to load dynamically
so that…
– I am awash with delight
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As a…
– Twitter user
I want…
– free speech
so that…
– ░P░U░S░S░Y░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
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There’s a special petty rage I have for the “passwords must match” notification when choosing a new password and I HAVENT FINISHED TYPING YET SO OF COURSE THEY DONT MATCH
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As a...
– registering user
I want to...
– have my email address begin to validate after I type the first character
so that...
– I understand that 'c' isn't considered sufficient and I should continue to type
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