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Can’t guarantee a sold out show (although, you’d get pretty close), but you’d have a place to stay and you’d be a 3 hour drive from LA and SF. Come to California, dudes, you’ll kill it.

Fresno’s one of the worst places on earth, but we’ve got the best tacos on the planet, and bands like Fear Factory fuckin’ sell out. You guys would destroy the west coast.

@Necropanther_ hey Necropanther, how can I get you guys to tour? For my money, you’re literally the best metal band that exists, but you only exist in Colorado. I’m not saying I can help you, more saying I want to see you, and how can I?

@JizzySal Where’s this at? Could use a drink or four.

The young ones are serving drinks and set up a tip jar

No reason to run this racist shit. Fuck off with this, @FresnoBee

@Chyllesen Still can’t believe it.

Celtics gonna win it.

@JizzySal Hate you for this.

Was the band called Live or Live

ACHEWOOD!

@achewood Hey, is there any way to get a feed on the achewood dot com site for Patreon subscribers, or do just have to go to the Patreon website?

Achewood is posting new comics + more again! Exclusively on Patreon: patreon.com/achewood Several months' worth of content has been created and scheduled to go live, starting NOW

@edzitron It’ll get to you eventually……….. Chris took like a year-plus to get me my commissioned painting and was hard to get a hold of for a while. I just had to feel like a jerk and keep emailing. It finally came with a nice note and it looks great. Super-fucking frustrating, though.

@AchewoodPlus20 @achewood That’s cool. I wish he’d ship the art I paid for

You never know when a bartender in a random bar you just walked into in North Carolina is gonna have an old Mr. Show VHS behind the bar for you to sign. Well done!

@JizzySal Hell yeah, dude.

@fresnojoshing Straight delicious

How I get ready for the playoffs

Hey, man! You wanna go to a dry wedding on a Thursday night in Exeter?

At the Fresno State game and there have been three (3) bunts this half inning.

Trump/DeSantis is going to play out like the Gibbon's Markets/Fairsley Foods ad war from Mr. Show.

Fucking love that there was a loooong period of time where Dave Mustaine was legit the one to feel sorry for, and he just could t help himself and continued to show the world his ass and convince everyone that, no, actually, he’s the worst. lol.

Celebrating.

Padres are gonna have to figure out a Hader replacement at some point.