Faithful

Today I gave a presentation on one direction and why I love them... And I thought I peaked senior year high school.

me putting my winter coat away for the 8th time this spring

Why do gas prices go up immediately on bad news, but take forever to come down on good news?

I wish Toby Keith was alive to see the USA sticking a boot up the ass of Iran.

This was peak television

We’re told to avoid fish during pregnancy because of mercury… but then recommended injections that contain mercury. Make it make sense.

Miley Cyrus in new Hannah Montana 20th Anniversary Wand ID… I’m CRYING😭😭

So the birth control pill was given out like candy to every female millennial at age 15 and now IVF is a 50 billion dollar industry. Must be a coincidence.

My favorite quote from Atomic Habits by James Clear: "It doesn't make sense to continue wanting something if you're not willing to do what it takes to get it. If you don't want to live the lifestyle, then release yourself from the desire. To crave the result but not the process is to guarantee disappointment."

I’ll never understand lymphatic drainage. Drain it to WHERE

7pm and still bright outside

not to be dramatic but having an extra hour of sun a day is really going to save my life

As an adult I have learned that the most shocking and unexpected opponent in life is the person who owned your house before you.

when your period comes and you're like ohhh that's why i was planning my suicide

I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that Birth Control pills were given out like candy to Millennial teens and now IVF is over a 30 billion dollar market.

To all the liberals complaining about how the Women’s US Hockey team was treated, you didn’t care when you messed with Title IV and allowed biological men into women’s sports. Sit down and shut up.

Craziest part about all of this is that President Trump didn't even demean the women's hockey team. His joke was about how he'd be impeached if he didn't invite them to the White House-- the joke being that liberals go insane over every little thing he does. And they've definitely proved his point.

My favorite quote from Atomic Habits by James Clear: "It doesn't make sense to continue wanting something if you're not willing to do what it takes to get it. If you don't want to live the lifestyle, then release yourself from the desire. To crave the result but not the process is to guarantee disappointment."

On Monday, college kids told us Trump didn’t do so well at the State of the Union. The only problem…it hasn’t happened yet.

Democrats can’t possibly become any more triggered, unhinged, and anti-American than they already are… FBI Director Kash Patel: Hold my beer!