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It would be funny if it sounded exactly like The Doors

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

NordVPN.com/bigmoney for huge savings on a two year plan plus an additional four months free! That’s a long time! To put it in perspective, two years and four months ago you were an atheist who didn’t understand the word “no”. Look how much you’ve changed except for that last part.

@SimonClark71262 @Skint_Eastwood1 An Idiot Abroad

@Skint_Eastwood1 Classic. Is this on The Ricky Gervais show?

Karl Pilkington Explaining to Ricky Gervais Why It’s a Good Job He Wasn’t Born Gay 🤣 Classic Karl from An Idiot Abroad In his usual deadpan style, Karl says: “Do you know what? It’s a good job I wasn’t born gay, because I don’t know what I’d do.” Ricky Gervais replies: “Why not? If you’re gay, you’d be loving it, wouldn’t you?” Karl answers straight away: “I wouldn’t. I don’t think I’m suited to it.” He explains it’s “just the lifestyle” the parties, the showing off, the whole scene, that doesn’t appeal to him at all. Ricky can’t hold in his laughter and completely loses it, laughing hysterically at Karl’s wonderfully literal and bewildered take. 😂 Pure, unfiltered Pilkington gold, awkward, honest, and funny.

“Gee I hope I don’t have a long day” Me arriving at the Long Day Factory:

The Night of the Hunter (1955) Dir. Charles Laughton

Oh..

They wrote us off. We flipped the script.

if i walk into a hotel room and see this bad boy i know ima be wakin up the next morning in hoth

Historic leadership happening here

Who drew you bud, Michael Marchenko?

(Trying to impress my mouse date) And let’s do a big piece of cheese for the table as well

For sale dead horse never beat

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

I mean this is absurd

thanks clippy

Excited to announce that the first beer of the weekend has been opened!

Misogynist? Is there a Mr. Ogynist I can talk to?