Yankee

Sometimes, girls gotta go insane in the practice room at 1am

@kittytweetsVIP Lol tru

@ratbitebaby Play pauper, the beautiful format

who among you plays magic?? and who are your commanders ???

@frogg_gurl Cute :)

Went to da poetry reading tho

@hotchipandlie_ This silhouette looks so awful on me

I love how these make you look like a cartoon cowboy

@sheenzesez Time to start scamming

put a crack in my ride cymbal :( when I was young I broke cymbals more than anybody should in a lifetime, but I don’t hit them like that anymore. I want a new cymbal but dont want to spend $300 on a cymbal that I like (idek what they cost anymore it’s been so long)

@x0_ox3 Doesn't count cause you're super cute!

every1 point and laugh at me for being a horrific outfit repeater with no new clothes plz!!!!

How to get cracked at mono U Terror, I want to be fearsome

Another 1-1-1 fnm in the books

@SaffronOlive Healing Salve white Emeritus??

We get our red Emeritus and Lightning Bolt back in Standard (sort of...)

went to a paint-a-ceramic place and decided to try and copy my favorite ancient greek euergides shard

@chainsawbaby 🤩

@Cassperture Silhouette W

Shiv Roy is the blueprint (ignore my washing)

@selfbegotten You do have very nice hair

this not passing shit is so evil

@goldtoothedworm It's a lot to uproot, but it does grow back

and what if i cut all my hair and start over

@f4gg0tsprincess I dont!

Everyone says they give good head but…

@precariti Like the 30 Rock episode with Jon Hamm?

becoming more aware of how warped my entire social life is on account of beauty and desirability

@MaeTcg Replace "for the rest of the game" with "until Nemesis LTBs" and it is a completely respectable card

Wizards give me back Screaming Nemesis I want to do fair and balanced things this time I swear.

@FAUXOTHER Deals Shark

Just spent $150 on bondage rope and business cards #tbh

I need to be gf