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@fastforwardty @theamazingphil what’s the new who?

@theamazingphil i think i can do this with new who and also glee

it still really impresses me how phil spent 30 seconds in his mind palace while dan went goblin mode on the soundboard and he still worked out the answer like… what was his process… i desperately need to know what happened in his head

@howellslesbians the 4/20 one?

@frogdnp podcast last week

#PHAN: phil- “how have these last 6 months felt?” dan- “free”

@hearteyedkara thanks! that’s a really great quote you seem v talented

@frogdnp from & written by me :)

'Despite how scared I am of whatever the outcome of what we choose to be, i truly believe that none of what i fear can overcome the feeling i get when you embody all of what love i want to guard & forever live within'

@hard4phan thank you 💜

@frogdnp the patreon segment from this hl ep!!

is now a good time to bring back how absolutely WASTED dan was in this ?? i think about it constantly…

please stand for the flag

@pinofdnp where did he say that?

“and i seem so cold and nasty despite actually being soft and cuddly”

@iDOFFEE Dec 14 same as Dabs btw

OOMFS DROP YOUR BIRTHDAY 🎂✨️

@theamazingphil oh ok! thank you

@frogdnp the phending machine

dan and phil playing the sims: people have this misconception… they think we're gonna make everything the most fashionable, the most tasteful.. no guys, we're having fun. this is not our actual life the vending machine rug on their studio wall: 🧃

@dykeinof oh ok! thank you

@frogdnp someone asked “who snores more” youtu.be/x00F1iS6sJc?si…

idk i think it’s kinda cute that one of them snores like a feral hog and the other has night terrors that prompt him to say things like “there’s a man in the room” at 4am. and yet they still choose to sleep together because the company is worth it.

@pinofdnp hi where is this from?

im so glad they dont have neighbours anymore

@pinofdnp where is this from?

VALIDATE HIM RIGHT NOW IM SO SERIOUS

@crucifiesenemy @_allofthedips hello just wanted to say we are both 2015 pholx so what vid summoned you. also Why do you do this?

happy #16yearsofdanandphil to the longest edit ill ever make

@folieadnp @aleefresitas that’s okay. thanks anyway

@frogdnp @aleefresitas i genuinely don't know what the original is i just took it from someone on beatlestwt who took it from someone on blurtwt who took it from someone on mcrtwt...

kid: daddy whats DAN AND PHIL?? me: they're youtubers I was a fan of back in the day… kid: can I see a photo?? 🥺 me: yes! kid: …but thats uncle DAN! and uncle PHEAL! and uncle GOLDEN PIG! and… THATS MOMMY!! 🥹 *door opens* 🚪 Phil Lester: Honey, I’m homeeee!!

@folieadnp @aleefresitas can you please send me the original copypasta? i tried to google but can’t find it. i am curious

@aleefresitas ale I'd love to take credit for this but it's a copypasta and now i'm scared because some people aren't realising 💔

@notdanhowells can someone please explain what happened? i’m new to phan twitter

this is how they're defending racism btw