Gwillem Figba, President of Pluto

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Gwillem Figba, President of Pluto

Gwillem Figba, President of Pluto

@fromoutrespace

I am the one no one's waiting for. My autobiography is a national worst-seller. I got 81 billion votes on Pluto! Really, I did! I won all 6 swing moons.

The last place you'd look. Katılım Ekim 2022
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The Babylon Bee
The Babylon Bee@TheBabylonBee·
Party That Promised To Save America Announces It's Not Really Interested In Saving America Anymore buff.ly/vYuFRHV
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Margot Cleveland
Margot Cleveland@ProfMJCleveland·
"Oooooooooooo- Obama, where the ego far exceeds the brain!"
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Red Line News
Red Line News@RedLineNewsUSA·
Are Democrats in Virginia staying home because they believe this to be a slam dunk, or do some agree this is ridiculous and do not want to be part of it?
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh

🚨 JUST NOW: Election day turnout in Virginia is reportedly CONCERNING for Democrats so far, per @ZacharyDonnini — with red jurisdictions OUT-PERFORMING while most blue areas fall way behind 2025 numbers KEEP PUSHING! This is an uphill battle! Dems have the advantage. If you know anyone in Virginia, GET THEM OUT TO VOTE. Vote NO and stop the cheat 🇺🇸

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DataRepublican (small r)
DataRepublican (small r)@DataRepublican·
🧵 THREAD: The true reason Pete Hegseth is being targeted is because he's standing between President Trump and a coup @PeteHegseth named the institutions... CFR, Brookings, the general class... in 37 seconds in a video by @Liz_Wheeler . Within 72 hours of his nomination, a color revolution planning document cited him as an insider threat. They didn't go after him because of drinking. They didn't go after him because of women. They went after him because every color revolution manual ever written says the same thing: you cannot topple a government unless the security forces defect. And a loyal Secretary of Defense is the one person who makes sure they don't. I have the receipts. Their own documents. Their own training sessions. Their own words on camera. As always, patience as I pull together the thread. 👇
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@walterkirn What's in the financial newz is what big money wants you to think just as what's in the general newz is what some political agenda wants you to think. The newz is mass public manipulation pretending to be information.
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@CynicalPublius In the old USSR there was a joke: Q: why do Soviet TVs have windshield wipers on them? A: to clear the spit off when the "news" was on. [insert rim shot here.] 🤣
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Cynical Publius
Cynical Publius@CynicalPublius·
Every single time you see an anonymously sourced news article that is unflattering to a member of the Trump Administration, the anonymous “source” is someone in the government who is unhappy that a Trump appointee is pushing the agenda the American people elected Trump to push. 100% of the time, without exception. Also, the facts revealed by the anonymous “source” are always either lies, or gross exaggerations, or they leave out very significant facts that tell a different story. 100% of the time, without exception. Please keep this in mind when reading anonymously sourced articles.
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@martingeddes It's sure to discourage "financial planners", "senior living facilities" and mausoleum sales pitchers from buzzing around your mail box, which is a plus. 😂
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Martin Geddes
Martin Geddes@martingeddes·
I have a retirement plan. Run out of money. Stop eating. Pass on. I like simple. 😂
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clif is antiselenite 🏴‍☠️
The CIA has NO credibility. There is NO SUCH ANIMAL as an EX-CIA person. They are not ever allowed to leave. ALL EX-CIA people are spewing shit for the CIA. The CIA does NOT work for the People of the USA. The CIA works for its elitist masters against the interests of the People of the USA. Maybe we can just stop paying for our own destruction...it's an idea worth considering.
Tom Luongo@TFL1728

Says the Not-so-Former Company Man. FFS only crayon eaters believe this bullshit

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Shipwreckedcrew
Shipwreckedcrew@shipwreckedcrew·
I think about the Calif bullet train and the Honolulu light rail every time I hear some politician comment on how many jobs the project has created. You know how you could employ more people building a rail system? Make them use shovels and wheelbarrows to do the work. Imagine how many people it would take and how many jobs that would create. I don't see how it could go any slower.
Shipwreckedcrew@shipwreckedcrew

Another huge Dem Party boondoggle. "Light rail communter train." Large part of Hawaii work force lives on west side of Oahu and commutes into Honolulu to work. Let's build a light rail to Ala Moana, and then turn up into Central Oahu to Univ. of Hawaii for those commuters. You know what -- let's sucker the people of Hawaii by building the part on flat open ground on the west side first, and open that segment to the Airport while we work on the rest after that. Let's do that because we all know the most expensive part -- by a factor of 10x -- is going to be building a rail system through downtown Honolulu all the way to Ala Moana, and then back through some the most densely populated area of the island up to UH. Once we sink $6 billion into it, there's no way we can stop. We'll just keep raising taxes to get what we need -- it makes no sense if it doesn't to to downtown, Ala Moana and UH. What do you mean maintenance costs won't be covered by ridership fares? Really? Well, we'll just raise hotel room and rental car taxes again. When construction began in 2012, the cost was estimated to be $5.1 billion for 21 miles and 20 stations -- to be fully operational by Jan. 2020. Reality -- now stopping around 18 miles. Just short of downtown Honolulu, and not continuing to Ala Moana or UH. No money for last segment -- which is where all the employment exists that was the justification for building it. Total cost to date closing in on $7 billion -- only to Middle St. Continuing with remaining segment thru downtown and on to Ala Moana another $2 billion. No estimate any more for even trying to go to UH. So at least $9 billion to build the $5 billion project. New completion date -- est. 2031 rather than 2020. Rumor is that if Gavin Newsom opts to not run for POTUS, Hawaii is going to hire him to finish the rail project.

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@profstonge Not to mention switching from incandescent bulbs to flourescent ones and then to LEDs. And don't get me started on gasoline cans, shower water flow or toilets flushing... 🙄
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@Ben_W_Ritter @profstonge It's f--king annoying to get halfway to the grocery store and remember you forgot your f--king bags. Y, I could buy a "resuable" one there for a buck but F that... they should give me one for free for the $$$ they charge. But maybe that was the whole point of the bag scam. 🤔
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Ben Ritter - #gamedev
Ben Ritter - #gamedev@Ben_W_Ritter·
@profstonge In my state they just banned bags. So I went to URM and bought 1000 of them so I don't have to looney tunes 20 items out to my car
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@walterkirn The old adage "those who say, don't know; those who know, don't say" usually is the best guide unless there is good reason to think otherwise.
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Walter Kirn
Walter Kirn@walterkirn·
This is odd language. Perhaps simple hyperbole. I honestly don't know at the moment what it means. I do know things are getting weird & I will be watching, trying to interpret for you. I've been working sources for years & expecting high strangeness. Now it is coming on many fronts at once.
Red Panda Koala@RedPandaKoala

Former Open AI executive says the company is building portals to summon aliens “The truth of this is, we’re building portals from which we’re genuinely summoning aliens. The portals currently exist in the United States and China, and Sam has added one in the Middle East. I think it’s just wildly important to get how scary that should be. It’s the most reckless thing that has been done.” Former OpenAI to the New Yorker

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