front office faye

yeah sex is cool but have you ever bought tech stocks at a discount

rip her majesty you would’ve loved the fall of your currency

i just cracked on at an agm so i know i need to find god

no finance bro has all 3: a hairline, carry, a marriage without infidelity

@coopsinnyc @ParikPatelCFA ???

@DiscountCapital how bout you buy some bitches

it was a “market testing exercise” aka “we got no offers”

need everyone to also loose 14 seconds of their life on this tiktok

thinking of all the trian partners analysts who had to witness the peltz/beckham wedding as they were grinding on excel

gm it’s friday so that means kick everything to the lawyers

the mba associate is only as good as their analyst

if you think the yield curve inverting is scary wait till you see your hairline after 2 years in banking

Got an on-cycle pe offer but not sure what’s next? Follow these steps: 1) don’t walk, run, back to the bullpen. You should tell your parents first, right? Wrong. Straight to your post-mba associate - make sure they know you’re leaving them and their worthless degree behind

@BustedAuction would love to see the pro forma ltm run rate ebitda if you can share?

Raising a $20mm Series A. $40mm pre- $60mm post-money valuation Not really sure what the business is, but have a successful track record of starting and scaling platforms, with Twitter account showing +2500% growth since inception (found May 2021)

one of my vps doesn’t know i have access to his diary and puts his dates in there

to hard code or not to hard code that is the question

on cycle recruiting as started

sending your deal team member a question whilst they’re on a flight with no wi-fi to buy yourself some time on the model

pitching to my team why i SHOULDNT get staffed on another deal

my accountant just googled “what is a drawdown” i’m going to jail

a reminder that if she thinks liars poker is a netflix series she’s too young for you bro