@SHARPSFREAK That's the male. The female's eye is on the bottom and when they lock eyes they fall in love. It's actually a really beautiful thing.
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@catshealdeprsn I read somewhere that cats and rabbits get along because when a cat licks the rabbit the cat is being dominant, but when a rabbit gets licked it is being dominant.
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A communication mismatch that's just too adorable
・Cat's headbutt = expression of affection
・Goat's headbutt = invitation to play
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The problem with this lie is every man instinctively knows that face and understands Trump is not asleep but rather is being forced to listen to a woman
NewsWire@NewsWire_US
Trump Has Now Fallen Asleep on Camera More Times Than Biden
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@KnowingBetterYT @TheCatSenate DARE for me was mostly about alcohol and tobacco. I don't remember them talking about much else.
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@TheCatSenate Seriously, millions of GenX and Millennials realized they had been lied to about Santa Claus the moment they hit their first joint. They didn't end up in the hospital, become violence, join a gang, or anything. What else have they been lied to about? ...
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I bet that John Oliver caused a bump in gas station drug sales.
Thousands (millions?) of people who didn't bother because they assumed it was all snake oil just found out that they actually work and are legal.
It's like DARE, but saying you can get this stuff on the corner.
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@PinoAmericano @CNWarroom 80% republican would have more gridlock than 50/50.
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We may win enough House seats to start a Constitutional Amendment process that gives Trump a third term.
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@midnight_b65055 I think it's so shitty in NK that most would defect.
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Dumb question: whats stopping north Korea from sending spies who are pretending to be defecters to south Korea? It would be the easiest cover ever
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@JustinMacmahan I don't ride horses, but to be a jockey you have to be small and I would guess the strength difference between 100lbs men and 100lbs women is significant.
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I’m completely ignorant when it comes to horse training, but I can’t think of one advantage to being a male vs female. How has a female trainer never won?
Barstool Sports@barstoolsports
The moment Cherie DeVaux became the first female trainer ever to win the Derby:
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@kbryanw @mikethree Blues think they are bad asses slaying dragons, but in reality they are drowning in a 3in puddle.
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@mikethree Nope. Blues understand that there will be reds and blues. That's why we vote blue so that everyone lives.
Reds are willing to sacrifice a blue if necessary to save their own skin.
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blue button pressers are bent out of shape because their lives literally depend on convincing everyone else to think like they do and press the button they need them to press
if they could they would force you to press the blue button at gunpoint and kill you if you refused
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@troynovaa @Ku_Najee I'm just imagining having like 6 bees harassing you the whole time.
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@ErikBecklin @Evilagram If I'm a president and I have to present the button scenario to my citizens, telling people to select anything other than red is extremely irresponsible.
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@Evilagram Assuming coordination, I think the easiest and safest bet is to aim for 95%+ of people going for red. I think that is more likely than 50%+ blue and, crucially, by going for as much red pressers as possible you avoid the risk of the absolutely catastrophic 49% blue.
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You have two buttons. Red and blue. If 50% of people press blue, nobody dies. If anything less than 100% of people press red, some percentage of people will die.
Which is easier to coordinate? getting 50+% to press one button, or getting literally everyone to press the other?
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@CourtneyLC80 @wil_da_beast630 I'd gladly be disenfranchised for this to happen.
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@wil_da_beast630 I just want to go back to people who own their own property can vote lol
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Eveeeeerrrryone?
Like, all ethnicities and ages?
I forsee some issues here.
Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅@CameronCorduroy
POV: you make everyone pass an AP Gov test before they can vote
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@DzambhalaHODL "Guys just a heads up, this decision is life or death, so read carefully"
*Misreads the question
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If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button live.
10% of people misread the question. 10% of people are colorblind or children and just hit buttons randomly.
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@selfmaxxer Imagine being the first person to vote blue... Gotta be a huge douche.
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I will just say it, the whole ''100% vs 50%'' argument from blues is a joke.
I don't care about reaching 100% survival rate, because those who died did so willingly. Don't suicide and make me responsible for your actions.
''B-but we have to save the retards''. Most blues think like that, therefore, you are the retards.
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@FondOfBeetles I knew it wouldn't take long for blues to want to mark the reds. Why are we marking them? To ostracize? To kill?
Pushing blue sounds like pressing red but with extra steps.
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Do any reds change their vote if they would be marked as “red”, should blues win?
Emma Hilton@FondOfBeetles
Reds are really annoyed that every single poll shows blues are gonna be fine, huh? How long does it keep repeating before they re-examine their priors?
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@maTheistt_ @selfmaxxer My life is worthless and I have zero agency type of response.
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@selfmaxxer how is that the correct choice? If red wins this proves that blue was correct choice, and also it's better to die than to cause every bluepiller to die
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This implies that blue would lose via red majority, which makes red the correct choice.
Bro really thought he did something.
Ideas Guy@nosilverv
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@unusual_whales We need laws that automatically deduct 5% from mens grocery bills because if things aren't 100% equal I freak the fuck out.
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@NapoleonBonabot My decision is 100% based on who is asking the question. Me, on my own, would probably hit blue, but the second I feel compelled to hit blue I am team red.
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>Red: guaranteed survival
>Blue: survival only if enough people press blue
Am I losing my mind? Why do so many people see blue as the favorable option?
MrBeast@MrBeast
Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
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@BullandBaird I am handing it to my wife and letting her decide
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You have a button you can press.
Each time you press it you get $1 million but you also lose 1 inch of height.
how many times are you pressing it?
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