Farrell Styers

@ok__mireille Unequivocally the worst social media platform

@rd151 Despite my past likes, this is the only good thing you've ever tweeted

More like Lionel Missi

Got a two page spread about the brewery. Am I sucking in my tummy? I'll never tell!

My wife just realized she'd been out all day with no makeup and described it as "raw face" and I can't get over it

@the_transit_guy Gent, Belgium

If you follow me, which city are you located? I’m trying to make sure to include content from all the geographies of those who follow me. Reply below! 👇🏻

Let us rejoice

@jaxjacobsen 🤷‍♂️We're a classy bunch - rednecks masquerading as city peeps (says guy who lived there 15 years ago)

@jaxjacobsen You should hear the story about the artist making it 😬

@jaxjacobsen Hallelujah! My kids are only grade school age, but they already know this

@UnaDispatch @oaksworn I had several football players corner me in the hallway outside the homecoming dance at my new school and literally pull out a knife because I "need a haircut". I was terrified but laughed bc it was such a cliché.

So now I'm just home alone? What are you childless people doing with yourselves? I don't know what to do.

@IkBenLauren @ok__mireille This is the tweet of the week

@ok__mireille Hoagie loves you almost as much as she loves pissing in your belongings. ❤️

@jaxjacobsen ☝️This

@rd151 This is your best tweet ever

Germany entry like Post-Cologne

@ok__mireille @StroomBrouwers Oh no! Now ALLL of the brewery's followers will know this is me. All of them.

@IkBenLauren Oh 100%. And I was not thrilled when I found the answer. These guys need a brand consultant!

@fstyers Did you have to look up the correct term for a frog specialist? Don’t lie.

Oh no, the frog is back. Where was it the last 5 months?! Is it frog mating season? I'm no herpatologist... another one of my many faults

@rd151 I knew...I just knew there would be a reply along these lines. Stop stigmatizing us, Robert! 😘

@fstyers I thought you had herpes before? You must know your stuff a bit

@UnaDispatch For months I've had the words of a former coworker in Baghdad ringing in my head explaining why he went to fight in Bosnia - "a fuckin' land war in Europe. I didn't want to miss that - it was probably my last chance!"

Hey kids, we're hosting a beer and chocolate event at the brewery this Saturday - sign up at holycow-chocolate.be/product/stroom