Frank T

May the Fourth except it’s two guys reading lines from Star Wars movies they’ve never seen

The curse of Corey Perry is never going to be broken.

@AlexC_NJD You got any other bold predictions or lottery numbers?

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

@DevRickus Splunkey is already planning to repost this “I wish this was me”?

Elite cookie

Is she related to Jack at all…? 🤔

i have secured the goods

@spelunky_ @RachelMHerzog Are you sure it’s not for Bastian…?🤔

@RachelMHerzog RACHEL PLEASE i just can’t have minnesota going far in the playoffs bc i don’t want it to influence quinn to sign there long term i swear 😭😭😭

LOCK IN STARS

@GrittyNHL Just remember with Stormy…low and slow.

i fear i have become more powerful

@DevRickus They’d like it more if was “The City of Cousinly Love”

Flyers vs Canes. Canes fans are going to be very confused by the “City of Brotherly Love”

@morninggloria Rhythmless nation

the president of rhythm nation has spoken

@82erssy I feel like they should have random popping candies for maximum carnage

fuck…

@NJDevil00 Should be called “sitting in traffic hour” amirite?

Why is it called “rush hour” when nobody is moving?

@AlexC_NJD The chaos giraffe

Tyler Myers is #notgood

@gayguycandleco Please tell me that the Benny Hill theme was playing from the cars as they were exiting?

A van just pulled up to the White House with people from the British embassy and I swear 100 people came pouring out of that fucking thing. 😂

@InStilettos_NHL Big extension coming I hope 🤞🏻

I have been told an introductory phone call between #NJDevils GM Sunny Mehta and Nico Hischier's agent has already taken place. "More to come." thehockeynews.com/nhl/new-jersey…

@sesamestreet I’m trying Elmo but I’m starting to think I don’t got this. Can I get a mulligan on Monday?

Wishing all of our friends a great start to the week! You’ve got this! 💛💚

@SirJeremyLondon Look up Owowcow. They have like 4 locations in the Bucks County area, amazing ice cream. Also The Vault brewery in Yardly. And if you get time go visit New Hope in general.

Good magical morning from Buck’s County, PA

@Garrett_NJD30 Surprised that Pennsyltucky avoids the stray here

Happy Monday to absolutely everybody except residents of Raleigh/Staten Island, Tie Domi, and Ohio drivers

I can’t wait to wear this glorious shirt. Love the creative at @athletelogos their stuff is always on point and great quality.

@jp_gambatese @InfernalAccess Best moves: Jack and Bratt’s extensions Worst: trading Toffoli for peanuts, and the rushed Markstrom extension and Palat are closely tied…

Tom Fitzgerald is no longer GM of the #NJDevils, but he architected almost every piece of what the current team is. What were his two best — and two worst — moves in his five-year tenure as GM? My latest for @InfernalAccess ⬇️ infernalaccess.substack.com/p/reflecting-o…