Rickus

@spelunky_ Jokes on them. I don’t need to. I live like this lol

there is an entire genre of person out there who is frantically eating unwashed lettuce right now on purpose

I will not be taking anymore questions... what happened happened.

I can't get reasonably priced ram cause niggas wanna put a bbl on Zendaya

@Garrett_NJD30 @AndrewTimoni @DevilsYukon

@DevRickus @AndrewTimoni @DevilsYukon Your time is coming my G. We have to roll these things out in waves

Happy Tuesday to absolutely NOBODY except @AndrewTimoni, @DevilsYukon, and Arseny Gritsyuk

@timwuud He’s incapable.

Hey maybe shut the fuck up Mark

@di1499 @spelunky_

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@JabroniSammichs I’ll give him a piggyback ride

@DevRickus I’ll pack Dawsons bags and take him to the airport myself.

Where do I sign up for this?

The Fanatics bootlickers / bots have found my tweets. Hooray

Good day #NJDevils fans. Today I caught up with former goalie coach Dave Rogalski as he navigates life on the unemployment line. After being relieved of his duties, he hopped on a plane to Manaus, Brazil to fulfil his lifelong goal of seeing a Cock of the Rock perform a mating dance live and in person. To do so, you have to head to the Amazon. Upon arrival, Dave headed to Bar Mangueira Maua and ordered a bucket of Brahma's and a can of Cheddar Pringles to plan his trip up the Rio Negro in search of elusive rainforest bird. Dave then arrived slightly intoxicated at Porto Publico de Manaus, met a man named Manny, and paid him 507 Reais, a copy of Maxim magazine from 2005 featuring Eva Longoria (mint condition in plastic sleeve) and some classic fruit Black and Milds to be his captain and guide. A few days up-river, Dave and Manny came ashore in Novo Airao because it had been too long since Dave had been to church. After a prayer service at Igreja Evangelica do Caioe, Dave headed into the jungle. It wasn't long til Dave heard a sound that would make the hair on the back of his neck stand up... At first it sounded like a vacuum cleaner that hadn't long to live but that's when he saw the brilliant red plumage of the Cock of the Rock bouncing around the branches of the trees in front of him. The bird (who Dave named Archibald... Archie for short) was impressing a mate... and the ritual worked as they mated right in front of Dave who was dressed appropriately for the jungle but in that moment wished hew as dressed in an Inspector Gadget like coat sitting in the cuck chair of a Motel 6 with two holes poked through the stocks section of a newspaper so he could watch. It was beautiful. While Dave was a terrible goalie coach and every goalie that came through New Jersey struggled, he feels like best years of his life are ahead of him. He can be his own Cock of the Rock. Is he coming home? Who knows. Who cares. The Devils are not expected to be in the running for Connor Hellebuyck and will open training camp with three goalies- Jake Allen, Nico Daws, and Big Save Dave.

@NJD_Eric @michaelrubin Only reason I didn’t post it was because it’s sold out. Insane shit

@DevRickus @michaelrubin Take a look at what they’re charging for Brunson. I better be getting A5 wagyu if I’m gonna be fucked that hard.

@michaelrubin So you pay $200+ for a photo and then you charge $15 to email a .jpg copy of that photo? Please explain the overhead for clicking send on an email? Paying $15 to have the autograph you are getting in person, authenticated?

Michael Rubin sleeps in a $42 million mansion but I sleep soundly every night knowing that I never ruined sports merchandising forever That’s a type of sleep he’ll never afford

@Dodgers @Yankees @CaitlinClark22 @SanJoseSharks @JoshAllenQB Retweet to vote for JACK HUGHES 🗳️ @jhugh86

@Garrett_NJD30 @michaelrubin $15 to have a .jpg emailed to you of the $200 photo you paid for.

@DevRickus @michaelrubin What. The. Fuckkkkkk. Highway robbery, fuck Rubin

I don’t see enough people talking about what a fucking ripoff Fanatics fest is. I truly wish nothing but the worst for @michaelrubin Praying on your downfall

@Garrett_NJD30 @michaelrubin $100+ to walk in the door. Then if you want to interact with, let’s say Jack Hughes or Jalen Brunson…..

@DevRickus @michaelrubin What are they charging these days for it?

@lawlzitscasey @DevilsInsiders Other than Lenni the rest of those guys are butt lol

@DevilsInsiders Casey? Lenni? Lachance? Edwards? Melovsky? Vanhanen?!…these rankings are always el stupido.

46: Silayev 60: Command