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🚨WOW: Late Ozzy Osborne wife Sharon Osborne has come out in support of Tommy Robinson. Last month she hinted at becoming mayor of Birmingham. Now she’s publicly supporting an event that unites the people. Sharon Osborne is a patriot and loves her country.

Me whenever a man speaks

So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death.

The breakfasts are not free. They are paid for by taxes - mostly on parents who feed their own kids. Most of these 10,000 children would have had a perfectly healthy breakfast at home without these clubs. This isn't about helping the poorest kids, it's the state taking over the basic job of parenting.

What’s missing from this breakfast?

Reform have betrayed us all

Love My Thursday Mornings. Always have one of these. A Great British tradition.

🚨 WATCH: Nigel Farage says the Government shouldn't ban Kanye West from coming to the UK "If we start banning people from entering the country because we don't like what they say, I worry where that ends up... it's a dangerous path to go down"

What is stopping humanity from living peacefully together?

Pushed my luck on the slopes this Easter showing off to my daughters. Thankfully there’s no shortage of sport on TV this month!