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It's been a while since I got around to updating my top 100 so here it is. Tell me what your favorite is!

Got a Quandrix out of my first strixhaven pack ez

Waiting for my gf to wake up so I can BEG her to go with me to get the new magic set

@BillieDAmati How do u have access to these? I can’t find a LGS with stock

Big girl money is a heck of a thing 🤭

Tax refund hit, I stopped being sick, girlfriend came over and we ate sushi and getting ice cream soon. Everything is coming up rankus

@literallypuppy I think it’s on the switch 1

im having a lot of fun seeing all the tomodachi life game i wish i had a switch 2

@amalgamatomaton Peach is da best one imo

@fuddrankus I get the one with the peach all the time ₍ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ₎

Someone working at Monster knows exactly who the target demographic is

@JamesCanaryII I saw a gym bro at the Femtanyl concert

@fuddrankus Kinda funny how monster is the one thing in common between gym bros and trаnnies, it’s like horseshoe theory for T and E

@swagmaster86753 The ever elusive weed cigarette

ghostholding in the speakers in a dark room in my underwear the only thing that would make this better is a cigarette or weed perhaps

@ke_w_ll I buy a new pack every 12 days like it’s Christmas

@fuddrankus the lesbian pack genuinely has my three favourite flavours it’s evil.

@MSpavin1917 Sorry they only sell it at the LGBTQ store

@fuddrankus Where can I buy this for cis, straight reasons

@fuddrankus Yep, libs who don't care that monster is 20% owned by coke who support israel and also very bad for you. They just wanna buy that meme drink

@dolliebabs_ The punk outweighs it. Feed the blue to your dog

@fuddrankus I just wish the blue Hawaiian wasn’t so ass… it tastes so bitter

@hiddengabberr Wait 4k likes wtfff

@fuddrankus banger tweet oomfie

@swagmaster86753 That’s what google told meeeee

@fuddrankus IS THAT WHY I WAKE UP FEELING LIKE IVE BEEN WATERBOARDED?!????

I think I need to up my estrogen dose because I keep waking up in a full sweat

@FeelingFicti0n Pocket Monsters are fine :D

@fuddrankus Dammit this tall grass looked so chill

I hope everyone’s having a great day with no monster encounters

@BilieB67 My local Kroger has them like $20 for 12 it’s not bad imo

@fuddrankus ya, and how to gouge tf out of us.

Elden Ring has lost almost its entire player base. Players say it’s because of: - No meaningful updates in almost 2 years - Lack of collabs and cosmetics - Almost 0 replay-ability after 1000 hours - Increase in price of FromBux Is it safe to say the game is dead?