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they’re planning to kill me at work today

every time the twitter premium or whatever ad pops up it takes a second to load and i think i’ve been suspended

@whatever4vrrrr it’s so fucking bleak man

@fitinanybox in this heat? i know u’ve cleared out a train car or two

I’m currently consuming 10 boiled eggs a day

Making more when I get home

damn near licked the tv #goodgrief

jude so damn sexy every time he scored we all forgot we wanted norway to win and cheered

yo si fuese futbolista y metiese gol lo celebraria asi con la persona que me ha hecho la asistencia

Let's go haalingham nation #haalingham

@lilyluvrr they want us to hate being indian but its real life fun im sorry

@fuitsnack no literally 😭

being indian in real life / being indian online

@Iovestand I knew someone was going to notice this but couldnt remember for the damn life of me.

@fuitsnack hair clip details ??🙄🙄

@wwwyeeun LOLLLL i love u

@fuitsnack loved the top #thanku

there are 1 million incels in my replies but occasionally a beautiful woman will reply laughing or someone will defend me

@jedwill ive thought about it more and u know what it really was? he was high ALL the time lmfao

@fuitsnack Knowing how to talk about your interests so the listener is engaged too is a skill, tragic.

y’all are such sweet and nice girlfriends my ex used to do this when he was high and i would say we should play the quiet game

@onemillionbells because you’re a beautiful woman. if u wanted to talk about sink hardware i’d listen

@jedwill cant even remember now LMFAO he just didnt have any i found interesting i think and he would talk TOO much

@fuitsnack What was the interest

@lilyluvrr baby i am a young ho…

@fuitsnack me asf when my younger family friends text me like i won’t understand all their slang and stuff like i literally invented you ???

today someone born in 2003 explained the term “young ho” to me like i wouldnt know what that meant. what