Full Self-Dog (unsupervised)

Please, @X, can we stop suspending legitimate accounts indiscriminately? @elonmusk, on behalf of myself and numerous friends who’ve been kicked off the platform (all of whom are your most loyal and enthusiastic customers), our community needs your help with this!

@GossipGreg It’s okay! I have balls to play with!

@FullSelfDog This is so hard

Hey Tesla boys, just know I’m now part of the ladies only Tesla Tearoom group, and we’ll be dishing about you all pretty much exclusively 👠 What happens in the tearoom, stays in the tearoom (I think)

@GossipGreg 🥺

@FullSelfDog Not now, sweet boy — not ever 😢

@cybrgalaxy Are dogs allowed! Asking for a friend.

Well so far we’ve had three guys try to sneak into the Tesla Tearoom ladies only chat and this is just the first day. Can’t wait until tomorrow….

@primerelic @TheLaneRogers That's retarded. 🤣

It’s their first electric car right? Let’s see how they improve with time Ferrari luce

@cybrgalaxy I need to order mine!!

Making badges for my crew.

@2468Bella @durai_ashwin08 @wholemars @DavidMoss

@FullSelfDog @durai_ashwin08 @wholemars @DavidMoss 😂 why does this sound like inception

Watching @durai_ashwin08 watching @wholemars watching @DavidMoss…

@piangfa To the stratosphere, @piangfa!!!

@FullSelfDog Bring 2 tons 😂

I want to see someone wear my FAHKING tee 😂😂😂😂

@wholemars @fsd_database I’m proud to stand with my 15% brothers and sisters in Spring Update Purgatory 2026! ✊🏻

Less than 15% of Teslas on @fsd_database have Self-Driving 14.3.3

@FiveOhFour @boulderfish @B7frankH Which means what, exactly?

@boulderfish @FullSelfDog @B7frankH For many of the same reasons the Holy grail is better than your average jewel encrusted chalice

How do you explain this feeling to a Tesla driver? 🤣

@PlanetOfMemes Prancing horse meat. 😞

How Ferrari made the new Luce EV.

Work with @elonmusk to license FSD, land a compelling integration in a product lineup that complements @Tesla's offerings, build market share, and then (if it's still truly necessary) pursue a novel autonomy solution.

@Rivian makes phenomenal vehicles. Truly, the only real competitor to @Tesla in the EV market. In fact, I would eagerly buy one if it had Full Self-Driving. Why not focus on this rare competency instead of trying to play catch-up to a leader who's improving exponentially?

Great to see Rivian working on ADAS No major improvements in UHF in a long time, other than charging $50/mo for I’m not sure what Just took a FSD v14 road trip and completely blown away at how relaxing it was We need competition in this space!

@NotATeslaApp Texla.

If SpaceX and Tesla merged, what would you call the new holding company?

@FiredUpCoug Don’t take our word for it. Take a test drive. Get it for 48 hours. Use Full Self-Driving. You’ll quickly realize no other car in the world comes close.

My wife and I have decided to trade in our 2019 Ford Expedition. We can probably get about 19-22k for it. We replaced our old minivan with a Kia carnival, now we hardly drive the Ford. Talk me into a Tesla.

@congressdj @virginiabeach1 Respect.

@virginiabeach1 1987 Maserati Biturbo

@NevrEnoughX “These” is unclear in this framing. But not complaining either way.

Happy Taco Tuesday everyone 🌮

@Deandawiz Friendship is magic!

all of a sudden the Cybertruck isn’t so bad

Does your fishhead wife have cannons like these?

Celebrating 8 years of marriage today with my best friend. We started looking at rings after 3 months of dating. Been through some incredibly challenging seasons together already but they've all reminded me how resilient and incredible she really is